Well its official. Missorgazmo is a chav. She went out last night to not one but three chav bars on a night out. First to some place called Lloyds Bar, then an Australia theme bar called Walkabout and then the final insult...Ritzys.

Help me Gothi-wan your my only hope...

In other news, I passed my second part of my SIA door supervisors license with 98% (I ( Read more... )

Its 3 in the morning and Misso has just rolled in pissed. She was due home from work around midnight but apparently her boss decided to take her for a quick drink at RITZYS of all places. Chav central ( Read more... )

I've just come back from town with the 2 disc version of Aliens Vs Predator. I've got to say that it is awesome. I was a little concerned that they had watered it down too much to get its 15 rating considering the total mess they made with Terminator 3 ( Read more... )

Yet again Jadzia has come home from school with nits. The school seems unwilling or unable to actually do anything about the parents (and I use the term loosely) who don't give a flying fuck about the state of their kids. It seems the usual cop-out answer of "it happens theres nothing we can do" is all I can get from either the school or the ( Read more... )

I'm another year older on Sunday (20th). Making me 34. With recent events in this neck of the woods i've decided I need a night out and get falling down drunk me and Missorgazmo are going to Sugarcubes for music and alcofrol on Saturday (19th). If anyone else wants to join us they are welcome to.

Now, for Whitby. Somehow we managed to fit 4 adults plus luggage into fluffyvix 's Corsa, aided in no small part by the bendyness of missorgazmo and sablednah  squeezing themselves into the back seat with the luggage that would not fit into the boot. 3 Hours later and several shouts of "Get out of the way Goths on their way to Whitby" to any who got in the way we arrived at ( Read more... )

I went for a search around Lincoln yesterday for Call of Duty: United Offensive. On my travels I noticed this advertisement board whilst walking past a certain DIY chain, it advertised "50% off kitchens". That in itself was not amusing, rather the small print that was just below ( Read more... )

Wooo. Thanks to my parents me and missorgazmo will be going to Whitby in November. I'll be able to enjoy the sounds and especially the sights (...ahem) and not just hear Misso, fluffyvix and sablednah rave about them.

Things are going right at the moment for a change so i'm waiting for the shoe to drop. But i'll enjoy it while it lasts.

I even managed to get a whipping off ( Read more... )

Rp was *very* fun last night. (See ...told you I didnt nick the fairylight!)

At least housework will keep me occupied away from plans to Napalm the university facility on the other side of the canal because they were playing cheesy 80's music till 3.30am. That was bad enough in itself but when the police say that playing music loud in the wee hours ( Read more... )

Bleugh. I got awoken by missorgazmo this morning and staggered down the stairs like an extra from Shaun of the Dead to the words "Matthew has fixed your phone"...instant fearage.

Marcus being the little...darling... that he his threw it against the wall because he couldn't have or do something or other whilst Misso was on the 'puter.

I occupied Marcus whilst ( Read more... )