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:: Honestly, where are you now?
Basement on the computer
:: Honestly, have you ever failed a subject in high school?
No
:: Honestly, what's on your mind?
What did I get for Christmas?
:: Honestly, what is it that you really should be doing right now?
Taking a shower, I smell like ass.
:: Honestly, have you brushed your teeth today?
No...I know, gross lazy.
:: Honestly, who are your good friends in school/outta school?
Sally, Em C, Kate, Mike, Jake, Scott
:: Honestly, who is the hottest person you know?
My cat's pretty hot.
:: Honestly, are you a good friend?
I'd like to think so but that's for others to decide
:: Honestly, do you really think going to school is important?
Yes.
::Honestly, what are your dreams mostly about?
Some form of leaving home (i.e. the earth's blowing up so I need to find the rocket ship and go to the moon or something)
:: Honestly, who/what makes you happy most of the time?
Taco Bell, sleep, my friends, and yeah, sometimes work
:: Honestly, what are you sad about right now?
I'm not sad, persay.
:: Honestly, how old are you?
19 years and 11 months to the day
:: Honestly, what song are you listening to?
'Crystal Blue Persuasion'. I heart the oldies
:: Honestly, who do you want to meet/see at this very moment?
I really would like to see Sally. Our plans have fallen through all week and I miss her. :-/
:: Honestly, do you have a disease?
Do allergies and IBS count?
::Honestly, do you hate someone right now?
No
:: Honestly, who/what do you wanna hug right now?
Mom
:: Honestly, are you bored?
Bored with life
:: Honestly, who do you wanna slap right now?
My sister
:: Honestly, are you in love/crushing right now?
Maybe? I don't think so.
:: Honestly, do you think he/she likes you?
He's just not that into me
:: Honestly, have you said what you feel for him/her?
Yes, but see above answer.
1. Do you still talk to the person you lost your virginity to? N/a
2. What would you do with 1,000 plastic spoons? Keep them in my basement until I needed them
3. What kind of music did you listen to in elementary school? 96.3
4. What is the best thing about your current job? It kicks ass?
5. Do you wish cell phone etiquette was required in class? Yes
6. Are you against same sex marriage? No
7. Have you been on a date in the past week? No
8. Where are you going on your next vacation? Hmm...maybe Kings Island 06?
9. Quote a song lyric, because I told you to! 'always up or down, never down and out'
10. Are most of the friends in your life new or old? Old
11. Do you own any furniture from Ikea? Um, no?
12. Do you like your parents? They're okay
13. Do you still live with them? Yeah
14. What state/country are you from? MI USA
15. Tell us about the last conversation you had? My sister discussing what she was wearing to church and me telling her that I don't care what she wears, it's church
16. Where do you see yourself in one month? Celebrating my 20th birthday.
17. What is your favorite smell? Cinnamon
18. Are you close with your siblings? Matt, sorta. Sarah, not really
19. Do you consider yourself bi-polar? No
20. What is the time and the outside temperature at the moment? 4:20, haHA and cold but warm enough to melt the snow
21. Have you ever done anything vindictive to your coworkers? I used to rip on Managerjill before she left
22. Have you ever gone to therapy? No
23. Have you ever Played Spin the Bottle? Yes
24. Have you ever Toilet papered someone's house? In my mind
25. Have you ever liked someone but never told them? Yeah
26. Have you ever gone camping? Long time ago
27. Have you ever had a crush on your sister's friend? I just love 13 year olds.
28. Have you ever been to a nude beach? God no.
29. Have you ever had sex on the beach? No
30. Have you ever had a stalker? No. I'm the stalker
31. Have you ever gone skinny dipping? No
32. Have you ever laughed so hard you cried? Yes
33. Have you ever gone to a party where you were the only sober one? Yes
34. Have you ever been cheated on? Not that I know of
35. Have you ever had sex with one of your myspace friends? No
36. Have you ever felt betrayed by your best friend? Yes
37. Have you ever felt like you were just completely rhino raped? All the time...?
38. Have you ever lied to your parents? Yes
39. Have you ever been out of the U.S? Canada
40. Have you ever thrown up from working out? Nope
41. Have you ever gotten a haircut so bad that you wore a hat? Third grade picture, there's two versions. One with a hat and one without. I think the one without is in the yearbook. I wish I had worn a hat for those five years.
42. Have you ever eaten 3 meals from 3 different fast food places? Yes
43. Have you ever gotten so wasted you didnt know what was going on? Yes
44. Have you ever spied on someone you had a crush on? Yes
45. Have you ever slept with one of your coworkers? I slept with Sally in KI, does that count?
1) I have green eyes.
2) I come from a rich family.
3) I have a Deadjournal.
4) I know how to operate a vehicle correctly.
5) I have been in more than 2 car accidents in the past 12 months.
6) I have a motorcycle permit or license.
7) My father is over 50.
8) I believe in Satan.
9) I listen to rap music.
10) I cheated on one of my exes and they don't know about it to this day.
12) I slept in a bathroom once.
13) My favorite color is neon orange.
14) My school colors were red and white.
15) I wish I knew my mother better.
16) I look older than I really am.
17) I am a Scorpio.
18) I detest spiders with every fiber of my being.
21) I was alive in 1989.
22) I have a broken heart.
23) I remember a lot about my first love.
24) I will die and bring secrets to my grave. I hope so, anyway.
25) I hate driving on ice or in snow.
26) I am Japanese.
27) I speak a language most people don't understand.
28) My vision is perfect.
29) My favorite band is From First To Last.
30) I am left-handed.
31) My favorite body part on the opposite sex is below their waist.
32) I am a Grammar Nazi and I am proud of it.
33) I don't like myspace.
34) I am single.
35) I am pretty personable.
36) I let moodiness take over sometimes.
37) My mother is well taken care of.
38) My father makes more money than my mother does.
39) I play the lottery
40) I only like dark chocolate.
41) I have eaten already today.
42) I want to conquer the world and rename it something else.
43? Where did it go =S
44) My favorite animal would not make a good pet.
45) I often contemplate throwing my computer out the window.
46) I have a distaste for anything made with cheese.
47) I am hispanic.
48) I hate chores.
49) I am a neat freak.
50) My hair is brown.
51) I am short.
52) I am afraid of dying.
53) I love someone(s) very dearly and would give my life for them.
54) My email is at hotmail, yahoo, or aol.
55) I have been seriously depressed in the past.
56) I have/had the chicken pox.
57) I enjoy reading the newspaper.
58) I like online shopping better than going to the mall or to the store.
59) My place of work is less than 20 miles from my home.
60) I like bolding surveys more than any other kind.
61) I'm lazy.
62) I am too nice for my own good.
63) I really should be doing something else.
64) I like/love to debate.
65) I enjoy/enjoyed high school.
66) I think that I am nice-looking or sexually desireable.
67) I clean my room at least once a month.
68) I've lived in an apartment.
69) I like the city more than the country.
70) I listen to country music.
71) I am listening to music right now.
72) I've been to a rock concert.
73) I like listening to wind chimes.
74) I have been skinny dipping before.
75) I wanted to be a super hero when I was little. I still do.
76) I remember being born.
77) I don't trust politicians.
78) My hair has been dyed in the past year.
79) I have more than 2 piercings.
80) I am female.
81) I love being different.
82) I'm incredibly sarcastic.
83) I like to play videogames.
84) I am lactose intolerant.
85) I keep an online journal.
86) I'm sensitive.
87) I cry more than most people do.
88) My favorite movie genre is comedy.
89) I have sung in public before.
90) I enjoy dancing.
91) I've gone clubbing with friends.
92) I am 18 or older.
93) I have never tried to do a cartwheel.
94) My dad made me a treehouse when I was younger.
95) My mother drives a truck.
96) I wanted to be a lawyer when I was younger.
97) I watch CSI.
98) I want to dye my hair an unnatural color.
99) I have wasted more than 5 minutes on this survey.
100) I watch football on Sundays.
I've consumed alcohol: true
Smoked: false
I've run away from home: false
I shut others out when I'm depressed: true
I open up to others easily: true
I hate more than love: false
I own over 4 rap CDs: true
I love Disney Movies: true
I don't kill insects: false
I curse regularly: true
I've slipped out a "lol" in a real conversation: true, but intentionally
I have a job: true
I am self conscious: true
I like to laugh: true
I smoke a pack a day: false
I can't swallow pills: false
I eat fast food weekly: true, sup thunder thighs
I've been out of this country: true
I believe in ghosts: true
I can't sleep if i know there is a spider in the room: false
I love white chocolate: false
I bite my nails: false
I am comfortable with being me: true
I play video games: false
Gotten lost in the city: true
Saw a shooting star: false
Had a serious surgery: false
I have kissed a stranger: true
Hugged a stranger: true
Been arrested: false
Argued for the fun of it: true
Swore at your parents: true
Skipped school: true
Come close to death: true
Gotten stitches: false
Bitten someone: true
Gotten the chicken pox: true
Ridden in a taxi: false
Been fired: false
Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back: true
Stole something from your job: true. straws.
Slept with someone you shouldn't have: false
Been married: false
Saw someone dying: true
Been on a plane: true
Thrown up within the last two years: true
Met someone in person from the internet: true
Had someone cheat on you: false as far as I know
Miss someone right now: true
Answered every question on this quiz honestly: true
Documentation
Ruth Sable
I forcefully kissed you off a couch
I’m four inches shorter than you
And we will be together for a long time
Because I love it when a girl
Tells me what to do
I don’t shower because
No one can tell the difference
In how I do my hair
My dad thinks you’re really hot
That explains why he stares
When you’re not looking
And my mom’s not looking
Can I bring a few friends on our date?
And you drive us all?
And we’ll go to a keg party on a Wednesday night?
To tell you the truth,
You’re a very nice girl,
But you’re just too nice
And you won’t have sex with me
And you won’t drink with me
And you won’t smoke with me
You won’t take off your shirt
Hell, you won’t even take off your coat
Not to mention I made out with a girl
At a hotel party
Drunk
In front of everyone
Why are you so upset about this?
I told you, she’s just my friend
I am the head bagboy at Farmer Jack
I made you pay for your own lunch
I am part of a fraternity
We’re all engineers
And we’re all really ugly
What’d you say?
I can’t remember
I was too busy text messaging my friends from work
I come from a broken home
My mom’s schizophrenic
I don’t know my real dad
I have ADHD,
Which explains why I can’t stop tapping the table
When’s the next time I see you?
Rams’ Horn at 3am,
That counts as a date, right?
I have a girlfriend
So let’s just be friends
I like short girls
I like skinny girls
I like short and skinny girls
I like Latinas
I’m white, you’re white
But I like black girls
I’m gay and surprised you couldn’t tell
I’m too beautiful for girls
My heart’s with a girl
That broke up with me two years ago
We’re going to get back together one day
After she’s done with this other guy
Who treats her like crap
I don’t want to do the relationship thing
I just want to date
You’re not the kind of girl
That 20 year old men want to date
You’re the kind of girl
26 year old men want to marry
All excuses, documentation
That I have been on so many bad dates
Been in a few bad relationships
It is almost a cliché
But really.
I’ll be twenty in a month
And I’m already tired of dating