I am creating a tv show and its going to be named " Crib Talk". On the show we will talk about all sorts of baby things like cribs and rattles, diapers etc. You see, I am learning all about that sort of shit because my sister is 8 months pregnant and sitting on( so to speak) a treasure trove of baby equiptment. Just today she got a "boppy" which ( Read more... )

Dear Banjo ( again),
I didn't get a chance to finish what i was saying earlier. To be more clear, what I am trying to say is that I think I love you and I haven't even met you yet! God, this is all happening so fast- my head is spinning! I guess I just need to relax and enjoy the ( wild) ride. love, molly

Dear banjo, I want to know you. I want to hold you in my arms. I want to rock you to sleep and rock you awake depending on how you are feeling that particular day. See, its all about you dear banjo. I want you to want me too.

Pool Party by Molly Perry ( Read more... )

I like to write meaningless shitty poems- here goes nothing ( Read more... )

I have a spot in a house where i sleep. It is my own spot and I roll my cot out into it and take up space in the spot. Now there is a mouse in my spot and it wants to share but I dont want to. My mom wants to kill this poor mouse but I just want to make him find his own spot.

THis is the story of the sexy single. ARe you a sexy single? find romance at sexy single's dot.powerpoint. presentation.org. I am not a sexy single. I am a lonely smoker. I do not want to web chat with anybody. I want to see people's faces and not their icon faces. I am sick of imagineering my imagination and hoping for the best.

The 57 dollar car part ( Read more... )

just finished reading some poems by ezra pound who is becoming one of my favorites now. I created a faux hippie oasis on my back deck this evening also. In case you would like to make one too, all it takes is some neil young music, two scented rainbowish candles and a cup of detox tea. I was playing a game with myself where I would have a bad ( Read more... )

I have been enjoying lighthearted comedies lately. What is going on? For instance I have fallen asleep to " old school" on hbo for the past week. The tranquilizer scene is usually the point where I drift off to majikal ( thats how the really magic people spell it ) slumberland. No, wait, majikal is a new egyptian rapper out on the scene. yeah ( Read more... )