Look, someone at least stick a fork in her and see if she's moving, okay?

[ungodlykitty]

I was abruptly woken up this morning to realise two things. 1) I was home alone. 2) There was a very loud someone knocking on the door. I remember rolling out of bed without my eyesight adjusting properly... and opening the door. He was a very angry someone, and demanded to know where my parents were

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[slimjimmassacre]

Oh kitty, you have the most interesting life, it's no wonder everybody loves you!

[ungodlykitty]

Ha... that post made better sense when I was writing it last night.

Nobody likes me, everybody hates me! Think I'll go eat worms...

[manky_lank]

McDonalds worms?

[ungodlykitty]

Hehe... all I had was an apple pie. I don't think that goes completely against my stand against corporate america-ness.

[xcinminspiderx]

some people call really early in the morning and wake me up. i ramble random ramblings and go back to sleep. after waking up, i never know if the conversation took place or not. pshah.

[ungodlykitty]

Yeah! That kind of stuff happens to me all the time... but most of the time I get dreams confused with reality and think I've already done something which I haven't... but lately my dreams have been really good, like with proper plots and everything!

[slimjimmassacre]

i THINK we've LOST her!

[ungodlykitty]

The sky is always falling down on me!
So officer forgive me pleeeease.

...best song ever.

[anonymous]

no one has ever forgotten my birthday.
xoxoxox
jesus

[ungodlykitty]

Yay, Jesus loves me!