With turpentine kisses and mistaken blows.

[ungodlykitty]

My problems are no longer debt and arborists... but buying shoes which don't fit me just for the sake of prettiness! Oh me, does anyone know any magical cures to make size 6½'s turn to 7's overnight? My legs feel royally bent

Comments

[death_sex]

you said oh me! that's SO CUTE!

high high high. we are coming to invade a school near you!

[ungodlykitty]

Ooh, I'm excited! Psychobitches into High.

[schmidtey]

how do u get '100' in photography?

[ungodlykitty]

3 Excellences Nigel... I thought you were a genius! :P

[schmidtey]

You got E in the external??? Damn.. i've got to see it at some point. I got A for everything, my teacher gave me merit but it got marked down

[ungodlykitty]

I know! Surprising isn't it? My teacher told me that mine was most likely to be a "strong merit" and that he was only going to give out one excellence out of both the 6th form classes. And there's so many things about mine that I hate!

[chantella]

You'll have to start binding your feet, I'm afraid.

[ungodlykitty]

Aw man, as horrific as that sounds it's also a little tempting... I've cut off all the tops of my toenails, but it still hurts!

[manky_lank]

Go Kitty! *Dances*

[ungodlykitty]

*tries to dance but bent legs snap off*

[ungodlykitty]

I think Kerry's pretty neat! Though the thought that he'll be my BOSS is a little daunting.

I actually thought about putting the pretty shoes on display! Though I'd probably cry every time I looked at them.

[anonymous]

Remember that there is nothing wrong with having shoes as objets d'art. I have several miniscule little chinese slippers sitting around purely for their aesthetic value.
This is Stephanie by the way. Livejournal hates me at the moment.

[anonymous]

I just realised I said 'miniscule little'.