Could be lame

[unicelikewool]

Today I went on a five hour walk around Bremerton, there is a really nice forest place behind fredmyers. My dinner consised of 4 breakfast burritos and a slurpy from safeway.

- The intelligence of the masses is not to be respected or relied upon - Han Fei Zi

Comments

[hashi_tashi]

That's the forest where all of the bums live. Be careful.

[unicelikewool]

I usually only see the bums in the forest behind were lowes was. Some of those ones are friendly and are willing to share there lunch while others are cranky and try to chase you down with a stick.

[mightymegster]

This one time I was walking back in the woods by the hospital and I saw this bum, and I was like "Hi" and he said, "please leave." But I know that he didnt really want me to go so I stayed for tea in his little house. He kept yelling at saying to leave; but of course I didnt leave. Not just then at least. First I walked out to the store and I got this really nice shirt to wear to prom and then I just thought....I think its time for me to get married. So I did. I also ate a piece of chicken for dinner last night, but only I didnt because Im a veggo. So I was only wanting to let you know that mindy is really not a girl, she is more of a rat and I have a pet cat; so I bet you know what that means.

[unicelikewool]

There are a couple things in your story that make it hard to believe …

First off - Bums dont have little houses they have colossal mansions cleverly
constructed out of garbage bags, PVC pipes, and broken bunk bed frames.

Secondly - If you went to the store before you left the bums dwelling then you must have
been buying from the bum and everyone knows bums dont sell shirts in your
size. The shirts they sell only come in Beer Belly and Crack Skinny.

Thirdly - I changed my mind the third point isnt relevant.

Finally - Mindy told me about the time you ate her pet dinosaur so you obviously are
not a Veggo.

And yes I do no what that means, it means one of them will get fat because they were eaten by the other one and some how that will cause them to grow a cancerous mass on their face and die twice times.

[mightymegster]

Thank you for your thoughts and opinions on my life story. I think you are a very funny boy and I also think that you need to give me at least twenty dollars for the entertainment that I have just provided for you.

In Debt

[mormojew]

Wow, if we all owed each other money for entertainment, then that means...wait, I'm not going to do the math. Thomas, here's my paycheck. Maybe we can do the credit scheme we pulled on mindy with those "genuine" eighty dollar bills.