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[unicorn_rouge]

I wonder if I wasn't a virgin, if I'd be able to see myself.

Only virgins can touch a unicorn, so I guess I could still see myself.

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[unicorn_danger]

is it true that the whole 'if you masturbate you'll go blind' thing started with unicorns losing their virginity to themselves and not being able to see themselves anymore or whatever? I think Unicorn Prep taught me wrong

[unicorn_rouge]

it's a rumour that's going around....

[unicorn_danger]

i guess you can still see yourself.. mustnt be true

[unicorn_rouge]

bish