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[illsueyou]

LIME GROUP.

I'm only going to say this once, so listen up. I shouldn't have to tell you who I am, but since most of you have been huffing tea leaves across the ocean, I'll excuse you for being ill-informed. I'm Sue Sylvester, and I'm your worst nightmare.

Unlike most of the hippies here, I don't care if you're expressing your feelings or enjoying

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hello ilu

[invisicanuck]

[ Holy sh- ]

M-Matthew Kirkland here, ma'am.

8DDD <3

[illsueyou]

[looks at him from her clipboard]

[...]

Are you housed in the male dormitories, Matthew?

[invisicanuck]

[ Stiffens, though he can't do much to hide his confusion. ]

... Yes, ma'am?

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[illsueyou]

Well! If your hair is determined to break free from the gender you were unfortunately placed in, I think there is room in the female dorms.

[isflustered]

Shirley Fenette, ma'am...

[illsueyou]

[Oh great, another ginger.]

Welcome to Sue's House of Terror! Hopefully 3 weeks will be sufficient time for you to grow a backbone.

[isflustered]

With all due respect, I already have one.

[illsueyou]

Good to know! There are enough limp-wristed sissies running around, I'd hate to have to grind you up and feed you to your stronger group mates.

/wanders around, when there's no Archery class he gets bored okay

[camelholocaust]

Sue.

/this will not end well

[illsueyou]

Well, hey there, buddy. Got tired of getting shot at by awkward prepubescents?

No. Also part 1/many

[camelholocaust]

Nope! Leaving children poorly supervised with instruments of war completes me.

2/?

[camelholocaust]

But you know what your team should be doing instead?

[prince_feng]

Just because we come from across the ocean doesn't automatically mean that we're all British, Frau Sylvester.

I'm German, so if anything, I'd rather the Brandenburger Tor, the Kölner Dom, or even if I were up to it, maybe even the Neuschwanstein castle.

That aside, my name is Prince Feng. Pleasure to meet you.

愚笨的美國婦女。
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[ooc: Strike is sorta-viewable if she squints. Also, the Chinese text there reads: "Stupid American woman."]

[illsueyou]

Bonafide Hitler youth! Well, I hope that you and your communist doodles will enjoy the English I intend to use!

[I am so sorry, rly]

[prince_feng]

I come from a family whose lineage can be traced back for over 2,000 years. Muggles couldn't do the same, so please do not compare me to them, if you will please.

As for the language comment: I at least know how to speak proper English, not this bastardized American version of the language you seem to prefer, madam.

[ooc: Is this him being HOLIER THAN THOU? Maybe. Dude, don't worry, he's one of those guys that will push when others shove if it comes down to it. Besides, he doesn't get many muggle references aside from possibly bits of history that might have bled into the Wizarding world. XD; Also, I LOVE YOU FOR PLAYING SUE!!! Also, sorry for my kid, he's just... XD;]

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[illsueyou]

Hearing about your family genealogy is a colossal waste of my time.

[hvidt_kryds]

How about a mermaid statue instead? I like those better.

Søren Dahl, lady!

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[illsueyou]

I figured there'd be at least one of you.

[illsueyou]

While I'm sure that you'll enjoy arts and crafts more than the rest of your male group members, I'm not going to tolerate any fruity mermaids unless they're of the superior form of yours truly.

[hvidt_kryds]

It's okay, I understand there's a big culture gap between America and Everywhere Else.