Backdated to Monday, derpa derpa derp

[papaisatrap]

Helloooo blue group~!My name is Ranka Fujioka, and I will be taking care of you during your pleasant stay at camp Unicorniwacha. If you noticed that my surname is mysteriously similar to one of your groupmates'... well, that's because we are related! I am Haruhi's daddyyyyy; hi Haruhi! Daddy loves youuuuu

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[h_aruhi]

Hi Dad.

[papaisatrap]

Hi dear! <3

Would you like to tell your group an interesting fact about yourself? You have soooo many to choose from~! ... Now don't think you can get out of it just because I'm your daddy! I have to treat you fairly, just like everyone else in your group, of course.

[h_aruhi]

Hi... I'm Haruhi Fujioka. I enjoy reading in my spare time.

[papaisatrap]

That's a good girl. <3333

[papaisatrap]

Aren't the sparkles wonderful? I thought they'd be a nice touch.

You forgot to introduce yourself though, dear. Would you like to give it a go?

lol you bastard

[papaisatrap]

... Ah yes, here you are, right on my list. <3

Do you have a fact about yourself, dear? Maybe a hobby you enjoy?

[tenth_vongola]

T-Tsuna Sawada, ma'am-- no, mister! I mean, er... Nothing interesting here!

[papaisatrap]

Nothing at all? Really?

[tenth_vongola]

Not that I can think of!

[papaisatrap]

Surely there must be something...

[honourtousall]

I'm.. Mulan Fa, sir.

/aaaaand Ranka is distracted

[papaisatrap]

Well aren't you just darling? I adore your long hair; it's so beautiful and well-kept! You must use the most amazing shampoo. <3

While Mulan is confused!

[honourtousall]

Uh... Thanks?

[donttelldaddy]

Lili. What would you like to know?

[papaisatrap]

... Is that your natural hair color? And oh goodness, what brand of eyeliner do you uuuuse; I really like that effect!

[donttelldaddy]

My hair is completely natural, and I have my eyeliner made custom.