it's too late to back out you're in

[uninformed]

This, my friends, needs a preamble. Or maybe a disclaimer of sorts. See, it came up in conversation that I can't write porn. And I really can't. I get, like, three paragraphs in and decide it's stupid and stop writing. So, chibineko, brilliant girl that she is, told me to write crack porn

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[uninformed]

That, I must admit, was inspired by Boy Meets Boy. "If it makes you feel better, we can call it a flashlight."

[uninformed]

Why thank you ever so much. My fic is glad to act as a pick-me-up ^_^