go down, moses.

;-)

there's a pretty girl sleeping in my bed ( Read more... )

i have a computer for sale. i bought it a couple of months ago, and now i need to sell it ( Read more... )

"man, just let 'em know i'm comin' in 'bout 25 minutes, and get their pussies ready, cause i'm gonna dive in it ( Read more... )

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all you motherfuckers who aren't going to mars volta tomorrow in seattle are missing out on the best show of the year. well... radiohead will probably be better. the second best show of the year. anyway ( Read more... )

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complimentary to our horny 12/13-year-old lifestyle, we had tons of bitches. here's the chorus from another song that i can't remember the title of:

well what do you want from me?
i'm ditching you now
you lost your place in line
so go cry for now

ok... i was in my first band when i was 12-13. these were the lyrics to a song i can't remember the name of ( Read more... )

so...
'cah' goes the seagull
'rah' goes the lion
'ahhh!' goes the monkey
cause i'll fuck him 'til he's dyin'

word 'em up to dr.jay.