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[uniquemiscreant]

There is a good chance this summer may turn out to be quite boring

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[shapely_millie]

You're more than welcome to join me here in Italy. My penthouse has more rooms than I care to count.

I fully agree with your statement about Macmillan.

[uniquemiscreant]

Perhaps I shall take you up on that offer, Millicent. As for Macmillan, there are truly no words that come close to describing his...

Point made, I believe.

[shapely_millie]

Please don't remind my poor brain of what it had to read in Macmillans journal of perverted fantasies.

I hope you do stop by. No need to let me know beforehand. Just stop by anytime. If I'm not there, I'm sure one of my manservants will make you feel right at home.

[uniquemiscreant]

Expect to see me quite soon, darling. Tracey is acting like an absolute idiot at this moment in time.

[big_mac_millan]

Why are you even caring and taking this up here, Nott?

[uniquemiscreant]

Quite the highlight of my day, Macmillan, seeing you embarassed.

[big_mac_millan]

You're easily amused then I see.

Maybe you are gay then, Nott, because you liked thinking about me wanking. Yuck.. Nott thinking about me like that makes me sick.

[uniquemiscreant]

Watch your mouth in my journal, Macmillan. And assumptions are easily made.

[unsecretive]

Are you coming with her to my party, Theo? It's a pool party, in case you're worried about proper attire. How good do you look in a swim suit?

[uniquemiscreant]

Merlin no, it's you.

What does it matter what I look like in a swim suit, when I do not intend to come to this "pool party" anyway?

[unsecretive]

Why wouldn't you come? It won't be anything like the last party I threw. I mean, the Patil twins won't even be there, as they're in India, and I hate to throw wild parties without them.

[uniquemiscreant]

Still, this question remains; why on earth would you invite me to such an event?

[tra_cey_davis]

Yes, it will be very boring without me. I'm not sure how you'll survive, since I --

THEO.

WHY IS THERE MANURE IN MY SHOE?

[uniquemiscreant]

Haven't the foggiest.

[tra_cey_davis]

I think it's quite suspicious that I find manure in my shoe the day after I write a detailed post about you falling into manure yourself. Very suspicious indeed.

[uniquemiscreant]

Isn't it just.