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[uniquemiscreant]

I am never, ever going to -

Not ever-

How many days did I sleep?

My head. My eye. What the f-

...where's my pretty vase?

Millie, what the bleeding hell is going on? And where is my pretty vase?

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[tra_cey_davis]

Are you, um, feeling better?

[uniquemiscreant]

... I will, if you explain why you're talking to me.

[tra_cey_davis]

I didn't know I wasn't allowed.

[uniquemiscreant]

I didn't know you wanted to. I thought you were wi-

Oh, by Salazar, I caught you two kissing, didn't I? Obliviate me.

[unsecretive]

Theo! You're alright!

[uniquemiscreant]

Define alright and I'll get back to you.

[unsecretive]

Alright as in not dead from alcohol poisoning, heartbreak, or a bad eyesore, of course.

[uniquemiscreant]

Close enough. Yes, I am alright. Heartbreak?

[shapely_millie]

What's going on? What's- you're asking me what's going on??

I'm tired, hungry, a little upset and I'm definitly irrated. I'm about to use colorful words to describe what is going on unless you have enough sense to run.

[uniquemiscreant]

Try me.

[shapely_millie]

No. I'm still upset about my vase.

[uniquemiscreant]

Ah yes, the pretty one. I was missing that particular vase. Where is it?

[queen_salazar]

I was wondering why I couldn't wake you when Draco and I went over to Millie's for a visit. I thought you were dead, until Millie came in and assured me that weren't. What all did you do at Brown's party, Theo?

[uniquemiscreant]

I wish I could tell you, Pansy, but some parts are still a bit...blurry.

[queen_salazar]

Is that because of the amount of alcohol you consumed, or is it because you let Macmillan punch you in the eye? If it is the latter I will have to take extreme measures against him, I hope you know. Though I would have expected you to be able to dodge a punch thrown by a Hufflepuff, Theo. I mean, really.

[uniquemiscreant]

Ah, but do you think Tracey would have appreciated a fight in the end? This way only Macmillan is at fault. And if I did dodge it, nothing still would've happened and now we've -

I didn't quite expect Macmillan to resort to violent means to get his point across, though it does rather suit him. As I said to Lavender, the boy seems to have an extreme strong right hand. One can only imagine how it got that way. Perhaps the long afternoons with those magazines, as I said earlier.