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[Be spontaneous! Spontaneity shows that you're fun and easy-going. Show up unannounced with an idea and go with the flow!

Lily does not realize that this issue of Seventeen is from 1985. She does not realize that being spontaneous can lead to scheduling conflicts. But, hey, seriously, what could Equius possibly be doing that's more important than

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[thii2ii22tupiid]

What do you want to talk to that douchebag for?

*Somebody has missed that strong otp is a thing.*

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[So behind on the times, Sollux.]

Uh, he's my friend? And I wanna hang out?

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[thii2ii22tupiid]

...he's your friend?

*DOES NOT COMPUTE!*

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Yyyeeesss?

[Why so surprised?]

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[b100b100dbeast]

[Equius is up in his room, doing his best to carve little nuts and bolts out of small chunks of wood. He is absolutely failing and it's driving him insane. At this point, he's willing to risk getting caught stealing pieces of metal wherever he can find it.]

What do you need, Lily?

[His voice is strained, as if he's trying not to yell into the journal.]

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[HE SOUNDS ANGRY ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION

No. She's being proactive! Can't back out of being proactive.]

Wanna hang out? Uh, like, on another date?

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[b100b100dbeast]

[TWO DATES IN ONE SWEEP, WOAH WOAH NOW LILY.]

Very well, I suppose I could do with something to take my mind off of the infuriating lack of resources. When did you want to do this? Right now?

[Please be now, because Equius is close to chucking half of his room out the door.]

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[IS IT REALLY THAT STRANGE?

Don't answer that.]

Yeah, now! At the boathouse?