This weekend has been a blur of epic proportions ( Read more... )

Red Sox Fans: Ran across this in one of the communities I watch... Absolutely hilarious. I've listened to it 4 or 5 times and have been in tears each time.

Off to bed now. Four nights off this week. P-S-Y-C-H-E-D. And of course I have stuff planned each day. Awesome.

I've always said that those who are surrounded by drama bring it upon themselves. I don't think I do that, but there's always something. Every day brings about a new source of stress, a new way to fuck shit up, a a new puzzle and complex situation to get myself out of. Yesterday wasn't different, and so far today has been surreal. I almost don't ( Read more... )

The away message ( Read more... )

Due to popular demand, my new car.

2002 Jetta GLS Turbo. I've always thought I was going to die before hitting 30, and if that's true, this car will be the reason. To quote Mike, "It scoots." Oh yes, it does.


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I don't believe I'm doing these while ON VACATION, but I couldn't resist.

Your Stipper Song Is
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We made it. We're here in one piece. The trip sucked. But let's not focus on that.

I'm in Hawaii. 80, sunny, slightly breezy. I love it. We spent the morning shopping for clothes for Shan and Dad, and I think we're off to spend some time at the beach. I'm going to have a killer tan, I hope. But for now, I'm pasty white. Watch me burn.


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So this is it. We leave for Hawaii in 9 hours or so. I'm finishing my packing and have to store this thing away in my carry-on. Not internet for me for a little while. Hopefully, once there, I'll be able to get wireless internet somewhere and can upload pictures for y'all to see. It'll rock. I promise. Pics daily, if I can.

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Wow ( Read more... )

Notes to self:

USM HR

Don't trust men. Ever.

UNE HR