I must arise from the great depths of live journal hibernation to bring before you all the simple fact that I have the AWESOMEST girl friend EVER.. Im so happy with her seriously i couldnt possibly ask for more. she amazes me more and more all the time...

<3
Shannon...

I have an evil plan to take over the world..

But unfortunately I lack the determination for domination..

I dont understand these things i do for what i hate to do i do..

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Well the last few days have been really awesome.. but by far the BEST of it all was hanging out with my girl Yvonne.. I enjoy being with her soooooo much.. and shes been greatly missed every since that last kiss... <3 ( Read more... )

Sooo There's this german that Ive come to realize is allllll kinds of HOT and AWESOME....  Yup!!  and She's --->(WAYYYY)<---  kewler than you too... ;-)

<3
Shannon..

Fuck your scene

And of coure

Fuck your core ..

And as for the brighter news of the day  there's actually somebody selling an omelet for $1.000

Yes that's right  a thousand dollar breakfast accessory ..

What you dont belive me??

Fine..

Proof----->  http://abcnews.go.com/wire/US/ap20040517_987.html

Today was amuseing..........  I need some new pants...... Tomorrow I go before the judge...... Hopefully all goes well........ 1st phase down....... Woop....... Portland sucks...... I wish there was a store around here that sold clothes I actually wanted to buy....... Jesus was Jamaican bitch....... I need a girlfriend that does'nt live 5 trillion ( Read more... )

I haven't updated in awhile simply because I got abducted by aliens...  Its funny aliens dont look anything like you imagine,  there actually dinosaurs.  yup thats right they never went extinct they just built space ships mother fucker... Yup so as me and T-REX were blasting through far away galaxies eating toast I realized im fat so ive decided to ( Read more... )

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MELISSA

I ate some italian food last night and after indulging I came to the simple conclusion that italians smell funny, here it is a day later and I still smell like italian food, thoes damn dirty italians. I watched anchorman for the second time, Its quite amusing you should watch it or Andate tutti a 'fanculo. Yeah and I bought some clothes that are ( Read more... )