This story is admittedly a big piece of crap.  It's dashed out and there are some serious problems with it - half the people who read it didn't understand what was going on at all at the end.  I am not planning to get this published or anything, so I feel quite safe in putting it up here.  Hopefully someday I'll be able to create something that is ( Read more... )

If I hear "Bad Touch" by the Bloodhound gang or that song that goes "Make you woof like a dog - WOOF WOOF" again, my head is going to explode.

WTB new furry music!

- Uni

    When I was 17, I took my computer class sitting next to a bunch of guys from Iran.  Now, these guys hated computers - their lives were too busy for  anything besides sports, women, and Tupac.  I, on the other hand, was quiet and nerdy.  I liked RPGs, books, and I could name every part of the computers we  were using (which was incidentally our ( Read more... )

The difference between men and women is, men think mistreating animals is funny; and women think mistreating animals is cute.

Very interesting little article here on craigslist.

This guy is right.  Here in our lonely, lonely Western society we have no true "friends".  Here we have our networks of acquaintances and buddies, but can any of you really say you have someone you would stick up for when things go bad, and vice-versa?  Hell no, that's when you shrug and look the ( Read more... )

While normally I am a good, honorable, honest, upstanding, (etc) otter, once in a while I like to indulge myself in some evil, guilty pleasures.  I love dark humor, and at least once a week I check up on a few evil sites, just because they are so good and so entertaining.  These sites will most likely offend and disturb some of you, and if they do ( Read more... )

1. The devil makes a deal with a Vancouver bus driver for his soul - The driver gets a million dollars but must give up his soul when he reaches the end of his route.  He's saved when his bus breaks down because he can't complete his route.
2. The last man on earth.  Unfortunately he's gay.  The rest of the story is action: he's running away from ( Read more... )