Suck the leathery cock of un-fame

[universaldonor]

I don't know how long this link will remain live, but for the moment I will use Alyssa Milano to illustrate everything I hate about Los Angeles. Don't worry, if the link goes dead, it will only take me a few picoseconds to locate another illustration.
     Yes, look at her, seen here in a film still from Dickie Whatever Blah Child Whatever. What

Comments

[springheel_jack]

"Things are not difficult to accomplish. What is difficult is to prepare ourselves to do them."
-- Constantin Brancusi

[claudelemonde]

"You're a queef-face! Go back to Boston!"
-MC Paul Barman

all right. forget the quote.

[universaldonor]

Heh. That was funny. But instead of sending silly quotes, tell me how much I'm right about L.A. and actors and midgets.

LWH

[universaldonor]

You're right about L.A and actors and midgets. And that those quotes were funny.

Re: LWH

[universaldonor]

Dammnit, I know I'm right. I said "tell me HOW MUCH I'm right." You know, like "soooooo right."

Re: LWH

[universaldonor]

Dude, you're sooooooo right. Totally right. Exactly right. Truly right. So. Right.

ZP

thank god

[anonymous]

LOOK! They're back! Yay!

-lo

half-hearted plea

[odobenidae]

Hey universaldonor, I just checked out your website on CLM's recommendation. I say it's swell! Since you never write anything in here, and I don't keep a formal journal either, what do you think about being Lj pals? Please don't say NO like everyone else does...!

fooling the pitiful

[odobenidae]

The begging works, sweet! I'll have to remember that in the future. "Oh yeah, well you say NO, do you, hey now, check out this begging, here comes your flop-flip!"