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[unkillable]

Worst birthday presents ever.

My friends fucking suck.

Now accepting applications for The Asshole and The Angst Bucket-- must be able to cry Linkin Park lyrics on cue and make me feel like worthless shit with just deep, penetrating gaze. Willingness to dress in drag for my amusement a definite plus.

Comments

[blackrangerboi]

What about if they hate linkin park but is great for amusement purposes?

[unkillable]

No dice. Need an emo kid to keep up the group dynamic.

[blackrangerboi]

Damn. I couldn't even try if I wanted to.

[unkillable]

You seem way too normal to get along with me anyway.

[sexy_and_skorty]

Looks like your friends love you.

[unkillable]

You wanna app for the Asshole?

I'm almost convinced.

[sexy_and_skorty]

No. I don't.

[unkillable]

Can you cry Linkin Park lyrics on cue.

[totally_am_kira]

It took forever for me to find that in NYC.

[unkillable]

Where is my REAL fucking present.

There better be one, or I'm stuffing this towel down your throat.

[totally_am_kira]

I'm fucking poverty-stricken, Katou. Three bucks was all I had left in the world.

[unkillable]

.... So you bought me a faggy pink towel.

[totally_am_kira]

Hey, I can't cry Linkin Park lyrics on cue.

[unkillable]

... That's not supposed to be you.

[totally_am_kira]

... But since when do I have a deep, penetrating gaze.

[unkillable]

I see you practicing it in the mirror every morning, Sakuya.

[emotenshi]

You don't cry Linkin Park lyrics. You say them with meaning.

[unkillable]

What the fuck ever, man. You wail them.

[emotenshi]

I leave the singing to Linkin Park.

[unkillable]

I hear you in the shower.