for everything else there's visa.

[unkillable]

A few cheap hits of LSD from hobo on the corner------------------- 50 USD
Folger's Classic Roast Ground Coffee----------------------------------- 5 USD
BAND-AID Brand Adhesive bandages + Rubbing Alcohol----------- 8.99 USD

Watching your retarded best friend make out with and dry hump a door-------- PRICELESS

(( We decided Ava's wonderful

Comments

[totally_am_kira]

....

[unkillable]

You don't remember, do you.

[totally_am_kira]

.... I wish I didn't.

[unkillable]

Alexiel… oh, Alexiel… it’s been so long, so many, many centuries… and yet you’re still so cold, so cruel…

[totally_am_kira]

I did not fucking dry hump that door.

[unkillable]

It was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

Too bad I sold my fucking video camera.

[totally_am_kira]

I didn't dry hump it!

[unkillable]

Nah, you just stroked her imaginary tits.

[totally_am_kira]

I am never going to even so much as turn around while I'm drinking anything anywhere NEAR you again.

That was so much more than a few hits, you bastard!

[unkillable]

A few, uh. Concentrated hits?

[totally_am_kira]

.... Concentrated. Right.

I hate you.

[unkillable]

Like I had any clue you'd make an ass of yourself in front of the whole cafeteria.

[empressarcana]

...What.

[unkillable]

What what?

[icanhasmercy]

You certainly have fun friends~♥

[unkillable]

Nah, not really.

He just does crazy shit on hallucinogens.

[icanhasmercy]

Supply him with more.

[unkillable]

Doubt he trusts me anymore. Can't say I blame him.