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[unkindnessof]

Rue, it's a little late, but congratulations. I'm happy for you two.

Van Helsing, here. Enjoy the pictures; try not to skip all the words. There might be a pop quiz later.

[private to Beast Boy; hackable with effort]

... you want pizza? My treat.

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[private to Keith; hackable with effort]

I don't know what you-- So, what kind of

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[compactcrucifix]

How big is that boat?

That's one big monster.

Thanks, Raven.

[unkindnessof]

As big as you want it to be, Van Helsing.

It wasn't any trouble.

[compactcrucifix]

...What?

Still. I owe you.

[unkindnessof]

... don't worry about it. You might hurt yourself.

For finding you a picture book?

[somekindofsin]

A book? You're going to have van Helsing read a book that contains actual words?

[unkindnessof]

Just a few. To start with. And hey, it's even about monsters.

[somekindofsin]

Well! If you think you can make him even slightly more literate, I'll consider you a miracle worker.

[compactcrucifix]

Carl.

I should teach you to kill monsters.

We'll start off easy, something small. Gargoyle.

Private//viewable to Beast Boy and Bruce//unhackable//untraceable

[badassbutler]

The Lion and the Unicorn.

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[unkindnessof]

... ah. -- is something wrong?

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[badassbutler]

Oh, no. Well... at least not in any way that is unusual.

The Batman has instructed me to send you a private communicator to get into contact with him. It will be arriving by private courier soon.

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[unkindnessof]

... right, that's what I meant. This place would require clarification.

-- o.. kay. I'll recognize it by the bat on it, I'm guessing?

[anti_bereznoff]

...heeeeeeeelllllllooooooooooooo?

[unkindnessof]

... uh, hi?

[anti_bereznoff]

Miss Raaa~aaaaveeeeeeen.

I HAVE BEEN THINKING.

[unkindnessof]

... uh oh. Why do I have a sudden feeling of dread?

About what?

[luna_alchemy]

Raven, this one would like you to meet Kiba.

[unkindnessof]

Hi Cheza. Um, okay. Is he your friend?

[luna_alchemy]

He is most important to this one.

[unkindnessof]

Alright. Should I come by your garden sometime then? Meditating there is easier anyway.