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So my friend Heidi pointed out while eating chinese food that all the fortunes in your cookie will still make sense if you say at the end... "in bed"..
Its hilarious. So for example... my fortune today was:

"Success is when you get what you want.
Happiness is when you want what you get... in bed."

SEE!!!!

TRY IT FOR YOURSELF TODAY!!!

WELL.. saturday was the last day for the Tinman and Dorothy.. He just went all psycho on me all of a sudden..

We went to Hershey Park last Saturday and we had such a great time. He's huggin me and kissin me and holding me and whispering sweet nothings in my ear.. Sunday nite (the next day mind you) we talk and he tells me that he is going thru a ( Read more... )

haha.. my boss has posion ivy on her face.

did you know will smith's full first name is WILLARD?

gotta love, who wants to be a millionare..

Do you ever look at people who wear sandals and then look again because it looked like they have more than 5 toes ( Read more... )

will somebody please kill me??

i do not want to be here today..

bleh..

no wait.. i changed my mind..

dont kill me.. just send me to a pretty place with flowers and rollercoasters.

ALONZO..

i was sleep last nite when you called. I will call you tonite. Im sorry.. Dont be mad at me.. <3

YOURE ON MY MIND SO MUCH

MY HAIR IS JEALOUS..

tell me he isnt priceless.. LOL!

Q: Would you a date a man you met Monday?

A:.....

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