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[unknownmatter]

[A. Action - Brady Lane][The first surprise for Kakine was that he woke up this morning, despite almost certainly dying the day before

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[redirections]

[Remember the person that just killed you Kakine?

He just so happens to be approaching from behind you.

And here Accelerator was having a moderately okay day before he found a psychopath using his phone.]

Oh hell... [Muttering. A disgusted sigh.]

Don't. Fucking. Move...Pig.

[Remember that nickname, Kakine? Hmmm?

When he turns around, he'll find Accelerator is already pointing his gun at him.]

[unknownmatter]

Oh, look. It's the lapdog.

[Remember that nickname, Accelerator? Hmmm?

Kakine isn't really surprised that Accelerator is in this house pointing a gun at his head. Actually, that's the least strangest thing that's happened to him today.]

Thought you got rid of me, eh? Is this your house, or are you just visiting? I'm just dropping by.

[redirections]

[Twitch. Scowl. Fuck you, Kakine. There are few people that he knows by name and hates more than you.]

What the fuck are you doing in here?

[unknownmatter]

[Casual shrug.] No idea. Why are you here? Do you really not have anything to do with this, or are you just playing dumb?

[Phone] And then I was like "Oh I have to double tag this don't I..."

[meltdowning]

My, my, if it isn't the #2! [Cackling.]

Sorry to burst your bubble, fucker, but there's no recovery team coming for you any time soon!

[Phone] I bet being gingey is suffering

[unknownmatter]

[Grunt. The shit he has to put up with today.]

Easy for you to say, Meltdowner. How's your little group holding up? Not so well, I've heard.

More importantly, how the hell did you intercept this call?

[Phone] You have no idea

[meltdowning]

At least most of my group survived. For now...

I didn't have to intercept anything. It's public.

And what about you? Aren't you supposed to be in pieces, hooked up to a giant fridge?

[Phone]

[unknownmatter]

Public? I dialed a specific number. And I know I should be dead, that's-- A giant fridge ?! What the fuck is wrong with you?

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[arisawa]

[Her helpful bystander routine's already gotten her killed once since she's been here, so why not?]

Wanna see something trippy? Go walk to the edge of town, keep going in a straight line, and don't stop until you realize you're right back at the edge of town where you started.

Hate to be the one to break it to you, but you're stuck here for a while.

[unknownmatter]

...What? What is this?

So this call really is public, eh? Unless you have something to do with why I'm here...

[arisawa]

Nope, that's just how the phones work here. I'm stuck in this dump, same as you.

[unknownmatter]

And this place is? Why am I here?