.i must have been five years old, when IT happened. just minding my own business on the toilet; feet barely touching the ground, trying not to miss. you know, your average, run of the mill, "i gotta make B.M.'s" story, AND then there He was.

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.below us, and the wheels of our steel box, resides the mammoth mole-hill of molecules; who, in fact, are bitter today after close scrutiny of their role in supporting ten billion sweaty feet for a mere two incarnations a day ( Read more... )

.when you think of we; our society. how much head-room do you receive and therefore, achieve? don't be afraid to sum it up poetically, illogically...
hail to the right brain!

i'm really just a space cowboy. dumb people haul trash around. i sit on guitar amps because they were made to be sat on. and don't forget about that fucker waiting at the dinner table. he'll take all your stereo equipment before it's over.

the truth is that your mother is a mob boss. she breaks the knees of those who don't pay up. and those aren't glasses your father wears. and it takes over 50 Fla-Vor-Ice to give you your daily supply of carbs. so if the music's too loud, don't turn it down, just go in the other room. perhaps you'll achieve the desired decibal level and at the same ( Read more... )

Everything (is) In Its Right Place because the Race for The Prize is about to begin. Satan Gave Me a Taco and Bad Light affected the room that I ate it in. so i got sick and now it's just a Lost Cause. "But there's always a Silver Lining shining for you", said The Boy with the Arab Strap. this eased my Narcolepsy and I was able to see The Big ( Read more... )

.in the pitch blackness of the afternoon our insignificant others often ask us why we carry plastic lighters. the answer is simple. we know the answer is simple. but don't shrug off simplicity. don't leave your wires sparkling. ease your way into the fire gradually. the answer is simple. the lighter does what it is supposed to do as long as it is ( Read more... )

the only thing holding you back is that which is called Wal-Mart. food in jars or cans. don't think about the parties with the 50's checker board floors and don't worry about snakes in the grass. keep it safe. the bastards will take you down in the end. but you can strain to continue as long as is possible. portabellos get a ridiculous amount of ( Read more... )

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I am hero to some and a no one to others.
I glady accept them all.