tvxq: we got cows
we got cows
bandfic. 522w.
round 1
"Right hand on blue," Changmin tells Jaejoong.
"Junsu's ass is already on blue."
"So right hand on Junsu's ass," Yoochun says, from somewhere below Jaejoong's shoulder and above Yunho's stomach. "Can we go faster? My heterosexuality's bruising."
"Your heterosexuality is a corpse," Yunho says kindly.
"I have a cramp," Junsu interrupts. He looks pretty comfortable doing the splits anyway.
"Right hand on blue," Changmin repeats. He's been wearing that I'm The Referee, Neener Neener smile for the entire game. Jaejoong swears he'll punch it off Changmin's face the moment he regains feeling in his arms.
Junsu lifts his ass helpfully. Jaejoong shuts his eyes, peeks one of them back open, and slides his right hand onto blue.
"This is like watching Animal Planet," Changmin says, on the couch at a safe distance from the carnage. He spins for Yunho. "Right foot on red."
It's anatomically impossible and most likely illegal. Yoochun's face gets smushed into Yunho's ribs. Jaejoong's temple gets smacked by Yunho's ankle. He grabs Junsu's ass for support and forgets to let go.
round 2
"Left hand on green," says Jaejoong, lounging backwards in a chair and fanning Yunho, who's trapped under Junsu, with the cardboard spinner.
Yoochun looks at the only green circle left, which is in the dangerous territory between Changmin's thighs. He clears his throat. "Jaejoong," he says, "your hair looks really nice today."
Jaejoong reaches up to play with his bangs, biting back a pleased grin. "I must be colorblind or something. Left hand on blue, Yoochun."
Changmin throws Yoochun a dirty look, and an even dirtier one when Jaejoong doesn't even spin for Changmin's turn, and simply orders him into a human knot.
round 3
"Whose idea was this anyway?" Yunho asks, maneuvering his leg under the bridge of Changmin's back.
"Yours," Yoochun says, stretched out next to the mat in defeat. "You wanted physical bonding. I wanted to play Candyland."
"I love Candyland," groans Jaejoong the pretzel.
"I think I just broke my spine," Changmin says with great contemplation.
Junsu spins again and says to Jaejoong cheerfully, "It landed between body parts. I think that means you should do a handstand."
round 4
Halfway through the next round, a spider joins the game.
"Wow," Yoochun says. "This is the opposite of okay."
Yunho tosses the spinner away to find a murder weapon. Junsu, who's stuck bending over above Yoochun, watches the spider crawl over Yoochun's calf. "I think you've made a new friend," he says.
Yoochun makes a small, pathetic sound. "I need to be held."
"Ask the spider," Changmin says. "It has eight long, flexible, hairy arms."
"Aren't girl spiders bigger than boy spiders?" Junsu peers closer with sincere interest. "I think it's a girl spider."
Changmin adds, "Girl spiders are also cannibals."
Yunho comes back armed with a shoe and kills the spider heroically while Yoochun curls up at the foot of the couch in a fetal ball. The game carries on.
"Was that one of my boots?" asks Jaejoong.
round 5
Yoochun puts down the spinner and calls out sleepily, "All hands on Changmin."
Changmin is given no time to run.
bandfic. 522w.
round 1
"Right hand on blue," Changmin tells Jaejoong.
"Junsu's ass is already on blue."
"So right hand on Junsu's ass," Yoochun says, from somewhere below Jaejoong's shoulder and above Yunho's stomach. "Can we go faster? My heterosexuality's bruising."
"Your heterosexuality is a corpse," Yunho says kindly.
"I have a cramp," Junsu interrupts. He looks pretty comfortable doing the splits anyway.
"Right hand on blue," Changmin repeats. He's been wearing that I'm The Referee, Neener Neener smile for the entire game. Jaejoong swears he'll punch it off Changmin's face the moment he regains feeling in his arms.
Junsu lifts his ass helpfully. Jaejoong shuts his eyes, peeks one of them back open, and slides his right hand onto blue.
"This is like watching Animal Planet," Changmin says, on the couch at a safe distance from the carnage. He spins for Yunho. "Right foot on red."
It's anatomically impossible and most likely illegal. Yoochun's face gets smushed into Yunho's ribs. Jaejoong's temple gets smacked by Yunho's ankle. He grabs Junsu's ass for support and forgets to let go.
round 2
"Left hand on green," says Jaejoong, lounging backwards in a chair and fanning Yunho, who's trapped under Junsu, with the cardboard spinner.
Yoochun looks at the only green circle left, which is in the dangerous territory between Changmin's thighs. He clears his throat. "Jaejoong," he says, "your hair looks really nice today."
Jaejoong reaches up to play with his bangs, biting back a pleased grin. "I must be colorblind or something. Left hand on blue, Yoochun."
Changmin throws Yoochun a dirty look, and an even dirtier one when Jaejoong doesn't even spin for Changmin's turn, and simply orders him into a human knot.
round 3
"Whose idea was this anyway?" Yunho asks, maneuvering his leg under the bridge of Changmin's back.
"Yours," Yoochun says, stretched out next to the mat in defeat. "You wanted physical bonding. I wanted to play Candyland."
"I love Candyland," groans Jaejoong the pretzel.
"I think I just broke my spine," Changmin says with great contemplation.
Junsu spins again and says to Jaejoong cheerfully, "It landed between body parts. I think that means you should do a handstand."
round 4
Halfway through the next round, a spider joins the game.
"Wow," Yoochun says. "This is the opposite of okay."
Yunho tosses the spinner away to find a murder weapon. Junsu, who's stuck bending over above Yoochun, watches the spider crawl over Yoochun's calf. "I think you've made a new friend," he says.
Yoochun makes a small, pathetic sound. "I need to be held."
"Ask the spider," Changmin says. "It has eight long, flexible, hairy arms."
"Aren't girl spiders bigger than boy spiders?" Junsu peers closer with sincere interest. "I think it's a girl spider."
Changmin adds, "Girl spiders are also cannibals."
Yunho comes back armed with a shoe and kills the spider heroically while Yoochun curls up at the foot of the couch in a fetal ball. The game carries on.
"Was that one of my boots?" asks Jaejoong.
round 5
Yoochun puts down the spinner and calls out sleepily, "All hands on Changmin."
Changmin is given no time to run.