Third Rocket Jump

[unless_itsafarm]

...

No, I'm pretty sure this is NOT Germany.

WHERE THE HELL ARE MY PROVISIONS?

It's a Nazi plot, I'm sure! They've found me out!

WELL THEY'D BETTER COME EXPECTING HELL! I'LL TAKE THEM ALL DOWN WITH A SHOVEL IF I HAVE TO! THEY'LL NEVER TAKE THIS SOLDIER ALIVE!

[[ ... you can pretty much guess here. ]]

Comments

[moelenkaya]

This is Germany?!

[unless_itsafarm]

... Ma'am, I do believe I just said this IS NOT Germany.

Must be one of them other tiny European countries with the hard to pronounce names.

[moelenkaya]

You mean we're not in Russia, either?

[unless_itsafarm]

Well it's snowing! Maybe we are?

[yourfaithfulpet]

[[Oh my god she's gonna die and before graduating from high school even.]]

Aaa!

[[Ever see in movies where the girl is dumb and then just kinda falls on her butt because her legs gave out? Yeah that's what just happened, partially because seventeen year old Nana was on a starvation diet and partially because you're one scary dude.]]

((ooc: Yeah the only difference here is she's a teenager. Guess what? She hasn't changed much so her actions are... well the same random derp they ever were.))

[unless_itsafarm]

A jap...

Don't you worry ma'am, I've got this thing under control. You should make your escape while I hold them off!

[yourfaithfulpet]

[[Sorry, she's just going to sit here. Her legs won't work.]]

I don't see anything to escape from.

[unless_itsafarm]

THE NAZIS, WOMAN!

[kleinefurstin]

[WHOA you are tall and loud and huge and did she mention big?

She'll just stare a you from a behind a tree. The priest told her giants weren't real, but wooooow you're a big man]

[unless_itsafarm]

-BRB building a defensive perimeter around my house.-

[kleinefurstin]

[Woooow, that's a fancy wall! Maybe if she rebuilt Schloss Vaduz like that, he won't be able to sack it again...]

[unless_itsafarm]

-Brick and mortar is the way to go, girly. And barbed wire.-