April Fool's Rocket Jump

[unless_itsafarm]

UNLESS THIS CALL IS OVER THE SUBJECT OF EXPLOSIVES, HAIR CUTS, AND/OR RIB SANDWICHES, I AM NOT INTERESTED.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME YOU PISS SPEWING SHIT FILLED MAGGOT SCUMBAG!!!

Comments

[slapwithpanache]

GWEAHAHAHAHA! YOU DARE TO SPEAK TO ME IN SUCH A MANNER? YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A BOTTOM-FEEDING, SPINELESS SACK OF MEAT.

[unless_itsafarm]

... Excuse me?

[slapwithpanache]

'Excuse me', he says, as if severely insulted. Don't pretend you didn't start it. Now be a good boy and quiet down unless you'd like your intestines showing. Some ghosts can travel through phone lines, you know.

[unless_itsafarm]

I DID NOT ASK FOR ANY OF YOUR FUCKING LIP, YOU SHIT EATING MORON!! WHEN I SAY "EXCUSE ME" THAT MEANS YOU SHUT THE HELL UP AND LISTEN, MAGGOT!

DO YOU THINK YOU EVEN HAVE A SMIDGEN OF WHAT IT TAKES TO GO TOE TO TOE WITH ME, YOU TARTY LITTLE PARASITE?

THIS IS MY WORLD. YOU ARE NOT WELCOME IN MY WORLD.

[putmumondaphone]

Heh, least s'not over personal hygiene.

Nice t'hear your yelling, Soldier.

[unless_itsafarm]

... RED OR BLU, camper!

[putmumondaphone]

[He chuckles a little.]

Don't get all strung out. Ah'm always RED.

[unless_itsafarm]

Well it's a bout DAMN time! Where the hell have you been?

FFFFFFF have an Administrator.

[intoovertime]

You've failed.

[unless_itsafarm]

THE ONLY FAILURE, MA'AM, IS YOUR INABILITY TO GET OVER YOUR WOMANLY FLAWS LONG ENOUGH TO GET US OUT OF THIS DUMP!

[intoovertime]

You're quite out of my jurisdiction.

Neither RED nor BLU even has the slightest clue of where this "Mayfield" is.

[unless_itsafarm]

THEN YOU NEED TO GET ON THAT, YOU HORSE FACED WHORE! THERE IS NO WAR IF THERE ARE NO SOLDIERS TO FIGHT IN IT!

[touchmysquirrel]

I'm sensing you might have a few anger issues there.

[unless_itsafarm]

I'm sensing you need to SHUT THE HELL UP AND MIND YOUR OWN DAMN BUSINESS, WOMAN!

[touchmysquirrel]

That's it. Let it out. Try ejaculating a few times; it'll help.

[unless_itsafarm]

What in the HELL are you even talking about?

[bonnetbat]

[Remilia just says something in French regarding how he smells.]

[unless_itsafarm]

... All I'm hearing is CROAK CROAK CROAK. Damned frogs...

[bonnetbat]

Oh? Is Suwako about? I did not take you for one so spiritually attuned.

[unless_itsafarm]

LISTEN HERE, MISSY, I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANY OF THAT JAPANESEY HOOHA ON THIS LINE! IT'S BAD ENOUGH YOU'RE FRENCH, DON'T MAKE IT WORSE BY TALKING SLANTEYE AT ME!