Seventh Rocket Jump

[unless_itsafarm]

LOOK OUT BELOW!!!

-What's that in the sky? Why it's Soldier! What's he doing up there? Well...

He's falling. On you. Or through your roof. Or onto your car.

Look before you rocket leap.-

Comments

[passes_out]

[Ichabod had just stepped out of his front door when he heard something crash onto the roof of his car. He jumps back and presses his back to his door and gingerly peeks out over his hedges with a shocked expression.]

I just purchased that car!!

[unless_itsafarm]

-A shame. Soldier is slowly peeling himself off of the dented roof. How he survives these kind of falls is anyone's guess.-

[passes_out]

[He sighs and rubs his temples before approaching the car to survey the damage and to check up on the one that fell on his car.]

Are you alright? Do you need medical attention?

[unless_itsafarm]

What? I'm fine! I'd call for a damned medic if I needed one! What do I look like to you? Some kinda pansy?

1/2

[a_gentle_boy]

[Lucas is minding his own business when a yell catches his attention. He glances upwards.]

2/2

[a_gentle_boy]

Uwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

[unless_itsafarm]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

[a_gentle_boy]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[tooshallpass]

[Flattening herself against a wall with a scream as someone comes crashing through the second story of her house and into the charred kitchen table.]

[unless_itsafarm]

Whoa... nelly... -Soldier mumbles to himself as he, by some god damned miracle, pulls himself up from the wreckage in one piece.-

[tooshallpass]

[STARING. That's all she can do.]

[unless_itsafarm]

-After a few minutes of orienting himself... he turns to the lady and tips his head.-

My apologies, ma'am. Could you... point me the way out?

[muffled_noises]

*Today is not a good day to be Pyro.*

...

You have got to be fucking kidding me.

[unless_itsafarm]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

[muffled_noises]

WHAT THE FUCK? *He's trying VERY HARD to get out of the way.*

[unless_itsafarm]

-Sorry, bro. You're getting squished.-

[unless_itsafarm]

-Soldier's pulling himself from the wreckage, slowly, and just gives a "shut up or I will kill you" look to Sniper.-

[unless_itsafarm]

Are you implying that I am too weak to survive a rocker jump?