Eighth Rocket Jump

[unless_itsafarm]

-Ladies and gentlemen of Goldberg Street... A car has just blown up. A literal explosion + fireball.

Why, do you ask? What is the cause of all this ruckus?

Well there are two men, you see. Two men dressed in red. And they are both drunk. And bored. And have deadly weapons.

They are playing dodgeball with rockets.-

HA HAAA! That was a good one!

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[muffled_noises]

I'm ready, shit, just shoot it!

*And there Pyro stands with his flamethrower readied.*

[unless_itsafarm]

-ROCKET HO!-

[muffled_noises]

*AND BACK IT GOES...Oh hell, is it going towards someone's fence?*

[unless_itsafarm]

Hmm... a bit off course.

[passes_out]

[Ichabod ducks from behind his window inside his study to see his car literally blow up in his driveway.]

Oh shi-!

[He slowly peeks out and blinks, getting a very wonderful view of his now destroyed car and looks around to find the culprit from the safety of his house.]

[unless_itsafarm]

MMM, you smell that? SMELLS LIKE WAR!

[unless_itsafarm]

-Oh my, that one came a bit close, didn't it boss lady?-

[unless_itsafarm]

-Soldier's no sniper. He can't spot a hot cherry from where he's standing.-

[heartstar_blues]

[The Captain was walking home, seeming cheerful. He was a little lost but he didn't care. He was also a little drunk.

Then a car beside him exploded!]

☠☠☠☠!

[He went stumbling sideways and fell on his ☠☠☠☠. Looking around he spotted the two other drunks.]

Was that you two ☠☠☠☠?

[muffled_noises]

No, it was some other guys with a flamethrower and a rocket launcher.

[heartstar_blues]

☠☠☠☠ you guys...

[He wasn't in the mood for this. He gets up and goes over, grabbing the car door. Crouching down and giving a grunt, straining to lift what remained of the car door with both hands. Walking towards them.]

You ☠☠☠☠ are going to wait until I pass by. No more rockets my way. You got it?

[unless_itsafarm]

Dodging explosive projectiles is an important part of an active and healthy lifestyle on the battlefield, son. You look like you could use the practice.

[hateslonglines]

[Just watching the action from his front window. He most definably picked the right time to come back.]

[unless_itsafarm]

-Sorry about that crater in your lawn, Austria.-