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unless_itsafarm

Ninth Rocket Jump

Jun 20, 2010 21:28

JUST WHAT IN THE SAM HILL IS GOING ON NOW?Someone make me a rib sandwich! I cannot rage on an empty stomach ( Read more... )

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armywithcountry June 21 2010, 02:44:27 UTC

[Oh, Prussia likes you already.]

Damn straight! Weaklings here start whining at the drop of a pin! In my army, anyone sheds a tear, we beat him until he doesn't have any strength left to even think about crying!

unless_itsafarm June 21 2010, 05:35:23 UTC

That's the way MEN solve problems, damnit! There's not enough violence in the lives of these people!

armywithcountry June 21 2010, 15:33:24 UTC

Hahahaha! Couldn't have said it better myself! Only way to get stronger is through attack! These people need to learn what real pain feels like!

unless_itsafarm June 21 2010, 20:16:26 UTC

I like the way you think, soldier. You got a name, son?

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hauptschuss June 21 2010, 02:45:22 UTC

Where do you live?

[Someone is getting their sandwich.]

unless_itsafarm June 21 2010, 05:35:42 UTC

WHO WANTS TO KNOW?

ARE YOU A SPY?

hauptschuss June 21 2010, 05:42:31 UTC

You said you wanted a sandwich.

unless_itsafarm June 21 2010, 07:19:10 UTC

... You're making me a sandwich?

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tsunbowmonkey86 June 21 2010, 02:59:09 UTC

[knock

knockknockknock

Now who could that be?

Just a very annoyed-looking little girl holding a plate with a rib sandwich on it.]

unless_itsafarm June 21 2010, 05:36:04 UTC

Huh. Well isn't that cute.

What's your name, miss?

tsunbowmonkey86 June 21 2010, 05:43:07 UTC

[glaring so hard] Do ya have ANY IDEA how many STUPID DOORS I had to knock on before I found this STUPID HOUSE?!

unless_itsafarm June 21 2010, 07:20:03 UTC

Well excuse me, BUTTERCUP. And you need to respect your elders! -Takes his sandwich. Spitefully.-

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never_any_doubt June 21 2010, 04:18:38 UTC

[Oh no.]

Oh, please. Nobody wants to hear your mindless ranting.

unless_itsafarm June 21 2010, 05:36:43 UTC

Maybe if your home country took some of my words to heart you wouldn't be surrendering so damn much!

never_any_doubt June 21 2010, 05:41:50 UTC

[Spy bristles immediately.]

We do not surrender. We merely don't like fighting battles we cannot win.

unless_itsafarm June 21 2010, 07:20:23 UTC

I fail to see the difference!

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rogue_crow June 21 2010, 07:10:43 UTC

Do you eat it bones and all? [From his amused tone, Zevran would probably believe it.]

unless_itsafarm June 21 2010, 07:20:56 UTC

... I'm going to assume that you have never tasted the glory that is the BBQ shortrib sandwich.

rogue_crow June 21 2010, 07:22:28 UTC

I cannot say that I have, sadly. But I am from a very different world than this.

unless_itsafarm June 21 2010, 08:23:56 UTC

Then try one! No man's life is complete without at least one rib sandwich. You are simply not allowed to die without one.

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