First Rocket Jump

Nov 26, 2009 21:08

-The voice that comes over the phone is not happy. In fact, it is the epitome of angry.-

MEDIC! WHAT IN THE BLUE BLAZING HELL DID YOU PUT IN MY COFFEE, YOU SICK NAZI SON OF A BITCH!

...

... Mashed potatoes are good, though.

WHY AM I MARRIED TO A JAP? WITH A JAP SON?

... Turkey ain't bad either...

I WANT SOME ANSWERS AND I WANT THEM ON ( Read more... )

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bustydefense November 27 2009, 18:59:01 UTC
Calmed down any?

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unless_itsafarm November 28 2009, 02:58:31 UTC
DO I SOUND CALM TO YOU?

... Well the turkey did simmer me out a little.

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bustydefense November 28 2009, 05:05:40 UTC
It's hard to give information to someone who's yelling and not listening.

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unless_itsafarm November 28 2009, 10:44:09 UTC
Well, gimme a few more bites of this drumstick...

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ra_ra_razputin November 28 2009, 02:35:00 UTC
...!

Coach Oleander?

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unless_itsafarm November 28 2009, 02:59:06 UTC
DO I SOUND LIKE YER CHESS COACH, MAGGOT?

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ra_ra_razputin November 28 2009, 03:36:47 UTC
...Chess coach? No, I guess not. You're way angrier.

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unless_itsafarm November 28 2009, 10:44:42 UTC
OF COURSE I'M ANGRY! WHAT IN THE BLUE BLAZES IS EVEN GOING ON HERE?

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