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[muse_lightning]

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he's like a mom and dad in one

[cryopathic]

I thought I told you to clean your room!

[lostorder]

But I did clean my room!

[cryopathic]

Then what... is... this?

[ WHAT IS HE PICKING UP OFF THE FLOOR WITH A PAIR OF LAB TONGS AND TRIUMPHANTLY AVING AT YOU? ttly the cute underwear he bought for her at 50% off last week

god, he is the worst parent. ]

[madeinoblivion]

[...From big brother's bedroom down the hall comes a defiant bellow.]

YOU CAN'T MAKE ME! [Slams door. pushes desk chair in front of bedroom door. Plops himself in the chair, and blasts his infernally loud angry teenage music.]

[primera]

[Laziest dad ever.]

[itsjawsbitch]

It's your turn to do the dishes.

[primera]

[He sighs, making a half-hearted effort to straighten up before slumping over against the arm of the sofa.]

I'll do them tomorrow.

Saw 'open meme' on my f-list. Came for the heck of it.

[aizensrainman]

[No need! Got this one covered, via, yanno, watching them go to pieces from gravity's pesky pull once they're dropped.]

[gaveherwings]

[Daedalus stands expectantly in the bedroom doorway, arms folded with a mildly amused smile.]

It's been ten minutes and twenty-three seconds now, since I told you to get up. Please get dressed and ready.

[Bad thing about having a doctor for a daddy? They can always tell when you're faking sick to stay home from school.]

[carolling]

[ BUT SHE'S ONLY IN THE FIRST GRADE. ]

But daaaaaaaaaaddyyyyy-- [ PLOFF into the pillow goes Eiko's head. ]

[gaveherwings]

Come on, Eiko. [Daedalus strides over, removes the pillow from her head, gives her a warm good-morning peck on the forehead. It's good to have a 'prince' for a daddy.] Up you go. We need to get you off to school so I can go to sleep.

[Yes, dad's still working third shift at the hospital.]

[zealouspeter]

It takes three minutes and five seconds to eat, two minutes to brush my teeth and five minutes and thirty-six seconds to get to school if I run...

[he's face-down on the pillow, tugging the blanket tighter around his shoulders.]

[mumble mumble.]

... So I can sleep for four more minutes...

[walkthedawn]

[Daddyku is cooking breakfast right now, eggs, bacon, toast, and hash browns. He's got his hair loosely tied back to keep out of the food. He glances over.]

Breakfast will be ready in two minutes. If you don't eat it now, it'll get cold!

[pullsheavendown]

[Instantly the bitty son is here, beaming up at you. Eggs!]

[walkthedawn]

[Hi bitty son. He smiles and kneels down.]

Hey, Roxas. Hungry?

[pullsheavendown]

Dad, I'm starving! I haven't eaten since yesterday!

[babychocobohead]

[Doing his homework LIKE A BAWS GOOD SON.]