I am so wrong, but so funny.
So tonight I was sitting around watching some TV when I saw a review for "The Eye" or whatever it's called. There was a little kid in the preview that said "I know you're scared..." and being the snarky bitch that I am, I mentally added "...and you should be ::creepy little kid giggle::." One thought lead to another and I thought of something that I found so hilarious, I had to calm myself down before I could call Jen and tell her about it...(hi, Jen!)...
I thought to myself that if only I had a 3-year-old and an overnight houseguest, I could have the greatest laugh of my entire life by waiting until about 3 am, when the guest was sound asleep, and then sending the 3 year old child in to wake the guest up by saying, in as creepy a whisper as possible "I know you're scared, and you should be. ::creepy little kid giggle while running from the room::." The guest would pee him or herself in fear, and I'd pee myself laughing.
Why was that so funny to me? I do not know. I know that to be on the receiving end of that joke would be completely UNfunny, but the giving end? HiLARious.
This is one of the many reasons I am well aware that motherhood is not for me, at this particular juncture in my life.
In other news, my cat, Missy, has figments. She chases the figments around the house wildly, despite there being real life, made for cats toys all over the house, including two in the middle of the living room floor. She's a weird one, I tell you.