Hilarious
Found this today:
Jesus and Satan have an argument as to who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they come to an agreement to hold a contest with God as the judge. They set themselves before their computers and begin. They type furiously, lines of code streaming up the screen, for several ( Read more... )
Jesus and Satan have an argument as to who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they come to an agreement to hold a contest with God as the judge. They set themselves before their computers and begin. They type furiously, lines of code streaming up the screen, for several ( Read more... )
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I shall not crash.
He installed His software
on the hard disk of my heart.
All of His commands are user friendly.
His directory guides me to the
right choices for His name's sake.
Even though I scroll through the problems of life,
I will fear no bugs, for He is my back-up.
His password protects me.
He prepares a menu before me
in the presence of my enemies.
His help is only a keystroke away.
Surely goodness and mercy will
follow me all the days of my life
and my file will be merged with His
and saved forever.
Amen
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Just another entry in that same vein that you may enjoy and that is based loosely on Psalm 23.
-Daniel
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