I feel your pain. I have a standing rule against dating redheads, cuz everybody automatically assumes we are related, which gets creepy when making out in public.
Thanks for the compliment. I think it's just strange that they don't realize that she's more of a snarly beautiful, and i'm more of a shiny magnetic pretty. I don't get it.
Re: no worries....unlimnableMarch 8 2007, 01:17:01 UTC
So thaaaaaat's why you married that white chick.
You got tired of looking at brown boobies and needed a change? You got tired of looking at my brown boobies? You got tired of looking at boobies? Tired? You? Boobies?
My cleavage is nowhere as interesting as hers, and I rarely show mine off. Tara, on the other hand, can make a turtleneck pornographic. I only wish I could be that talented.
If it makes you feel better, there are people at my work that think my friend Mandy and I are the same person - she's about 8" shorter than me, heavier than me, short hair, no visible tattoos. But we both have facial piercings, so people that we've worked with everyday for the past year and a half can't tell us apart.
Oh, and when I worked at the tattoo shop, and I'd have one blonde bimbo come in with her friends, I'd think to myself "blonde hair, pink shirt" over and over while I was getting the paperwork ready. Then I'd get out to the waiting room, and find out that they all have blonde hair and pink shirts, and I had no idea which one was asking for the piercing.
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Answer to your question: people are DUMB.
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You ladies look nothing alike.
You're both lovely in your own special ways.
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I think it's just strange that they don't realize that she's more of a snarly beautiful, and i'm more of a shiny magnetic pretty.
I don't get it.
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I don't know how to explain it.
You have a gorgeous smile, but it scares me when it's aimed in my direction.
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Yours in negroness...
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Your boobs are bigger.
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Still blacker than you,
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You got tired of looking at brown boobies and needed a change?
You got tired of looking at my brown boobies?
You got tired of looking at boobies?
Tired?
You?
Boobies?
I'm confused.
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Well that's demonstrably untrue.
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Oh, and when I worked at the tattoo shop, and I'd have one blonde bimbo come in with her friends, I'd think to myself "blonde hair, pink shirt" over and over while I was getting the paperwork ready. Then I'd get out to the waiting room, and find out that they all have blonde hair and pink shirts, and I had no idea which one was asking for the piercing.
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