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[unlitstar56]

1. Are my undies showing? ["No."]  "Would you like them to?"
2. Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?
3. As she's leaving....Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!
4. As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No. Damn!
5. At the Laundromat, "How much bleach should I put in with my good suit?"
6. Can I borrow a quarter

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[anonymous]

So, which one of these could I use to get you into bed?
I wanna rock your world