Survey Sucka!
Do you like having your picture taken?
I don't mind, I just hate phony smiles.
If you could go anywhere in the world where would you go and why?
Norway, so I could join a Black Metal band and paint my face and get big spikes.
Have you ever done crossword puzzles?
All the time bizzo. I'm all about the crosswords.
Pick up the closest book and write a sentence at random from it:
"Who ate your heart?"
Do the same with a lyric from either a cd or the radio:
"They said 'LIFE IS JUST TO DIE!'"
Have you ever tried to analyze your own dreams?
No.
Can you sing?
Maybe. Maybe not. I can scream. Does that count?
Do you ever sing to yourself while doing everyday tasks?
Yeah.
What's your favorite color of post-it note?
Brown?
Have you ever lied to get off the phone or out of talking to someone online?
Mos def.
Is your VCR flashing 12:00 all the time?
No. Sometimes, but not all the time.
Do you read your horoscope?
YES! AND ITS ALWAYS RIGHT ON THE MONEY!!
Would you rather chew gum or use mouthwash and why?
Gum cause it tastes good and doesn't feel like acid in your mouth.
How many times a year about are you sick?
Maybe like 5?
Ever been in an airplane?
Yeah a handful of times.
What radio station do you listen to most?
106.7 represent!
Do you know how to play dominoes?
Yeah, but do I want to? No...
What color are your eyes?
Brown.
Name one person your life is made better by:
BONNIE!
Can you do math with ease?
Sometimes.
Are you a vegetarian?
Fuck that shit.
How about an aspiring actor/actress?
Nah.
Which movie can you watch and say the lines along with the actors?
Office Space.
Name one of your passions in life.
Probably most used answer here, Music.
What's your least favorite time of day?
7:00 cause I have to get up for work.
What color is the inside of your head when you close your eyes?
What color is the inside of YOUR head?
Ever listen to classical music?
No.
Have you ever said 'lol' in real life without thinking about it?
Fu no.
What is the best present you've ever given someone else?
A deep dickin'? Kidding... um... I bought my dad a Dreamcast... and Dreamcast's rule.
What is the best present someone else has ever given to you?
A deep dickin'? Not kidding... that or my guitars.
Do you wear a watch?
NO.
Write one sentence stating what you want people to say about you after you've passed on.
"The legacy of the Crippler will live on past the grave."
Describe the ideal superpower and what you would do if you had it.
Invisibility. I would rob people, play jokes on people, kill, molest. Ya know... whatever I feel like doing that particular day.
Name something you've done in the last 24 hours no matter how big or small:
Finished watching Simpsons Season 4.
Do you wear necklaces, bracelets, anklets, earrings, rings?
No.
What's on your computer desk?
My computer, a laptop, 2 Pepsi cans, 1 Coke can, a phone, my cd player, a notepad, files, The Power and The Glory, Keane, The Red Chord, my fortune from my fortune cookie last week and 2 pens.
When you're talking do you ever use your hands to do quotation marks in the air when saying certain words?
Too much.
Do you think you're pretty?
Nah. Sometimes I think I look pretty neat, but then that passes and I'm like shiiit...
What's in your fridge right now?
Nothing worth while.
How many people do you live with?
2. Soon to be 1 when I move out.
What is the strangest thing you've ever done?
Strange? I dunno... I do a lot of stupid, strange and weird shit. Me and Matty used to "molest" a kid with a stick back in the day. I forget what we called him, but we used to harass him with a big stick and poke him and whatnot. Nothing in a disgusting or sexual way... but whateva... I dunno...
Name an instrument you've never played but would like to.
Glockenspiel.
Have you ever been on TV or the radio?
No.
What is the worst thing anyone could ever do to you?
Kill me? I think thats the worst thing that could happen to anyone right?
Are you a fast typer?
Mos def.
Describe how you sleep:
On my tummy, with my arms wrapped around my pillows, but with my head still on it, one leg covered up, the other not.
Have you ever read a book and not understood it? If so which one?
Trainspotting. Enough said.
Do people pick up your slang language more than you pick up theirs?
Usually. Like "bizzo" "fu ..." those are the best examples. But there are mos def more.
Have you ever bought anything just because it was a fad?
Most likely, but I don't know for sure.
Do you bite your nails?
No.
Tell me about your dream last night.
I was breaking into this guys office via skylight, and when I got in there it was this guy Irme who apparently I knew in the dream. And I was like "whoa, this is your office?" and he's like "yes" and I'm like "oh." So then the idea of "hey I should rob these offices" so I go around to a bunch of offices but Irme keeps following me so I can't steal. Then I get in the elevator to leave and my brother is there with all these boxes that he's delivering, and suddenly I'm delivering them too. I all of a sudden work with him and am no longer a theif, and I start saying that Irme said we need to deliver all these boxes to MCP. Whatever the fuck that is... I kinda forget what happened next...
Are people's perceptions of you usually correct?
I don't know. What are their perceptions of me? They usually are. Cause either they think I'm a prick (which I am) a nice guy (which I am) annoying (which I am) cool (which I am) funny (which I am) or gay (which I am) so really it just depends on which they go with.
When they start sending rockets to the moon for us civilians, will you be on the list to go?
I probably wouldn't be allowed cause only the rich and important can go, either that or only the poor and homeless get to go. And I'm not homeless anymore.
Have you ever written anything on your skin?
Do tattoo's count?
What color are most of your clothes?
Black, Red and Green.
Are things as bad as they seem?
Sometimes yes, they are. Other times, no they are not.
Do you like to look people in the eye?
If I'm comfortable with the person then yes.