Sir. Warren Ivory Swank Presents...Photos from an Ideal Future (pt.1)

[unluckystuntman]

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Comments

[umm_idunno]

wow..i remember that night. althought i had no idea you were the "worlds smartest man" while wearing the "worlds ugliest shirt" and the "worlds fakest 'stauche". your entry was hilarious..as expected..and was worth the wait. (even thought i got the preview)..fuck i hate previews

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"so you mean like, what would it be like if i was an ugly, dumpy guy with a beer belly and a comb over? id still probably be the coolest guy in the world, just a different kind of cool. more of a "im so cool you dont even know im cool" kinda of cool. or the kind of cool where where im always walking around with a plastic grocery bag full of mysterious unknown contents. maybe its cold pizza, maybe its rotten vegtables, maybe its the shattered peices of my former lives. or maybe its just full of a bunch of melty candy bars that i eat really loudly while standing too close to you in line."

[bigbrightstars]

you've out done yourself once again
I am forever impressed by your hilarity and wit

now bring your fine ass to london so you can visit me
snoogans

[tekky_]

best. journal entry. ever.

dfg

[mizark]

President Rollins, methinks, would be the perfect president: he would combine all of the militarism of a particular G.W. Bush (and to hell with getting those troops outta there!!) with the metrosexuality of a particular John Kerry (thanks, Fox News!) He'd find all the nukes in North Korea, detonate them on Iran, and legalize gay marriage!!

p.s. this is the final word on bear vs. shark. you've pretty well cemented yourself both a name and picture in the Oxford dictionary

[boorman]

i found this linked by Mike Fireball's Live Journal, and this is the greatest thing ive ever read on Live Journal.

[evin]

I second this motion.

Goddamn I hate Mike Bullard.

[mulhern]

another fireball referral, and I concur.