hope you guys are enjoying the long awaited rest day as much as i am . . . .

well i wont be resting but . . . its nice to have the day off :)

Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the State Fair every year. Every year Stumpy would say, "Martha, I'd like to ride in that airplane." And every year Martha would say, "I know, Stumpy, but that airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars ( Read more... )

under a cut, its not too long but i dont want neone pms'ng
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ummm yahhhhhhhh . . .

lets just say some people shouldnt have the internet . . .

customer calls, and proclaims that she's never had to connect to the internet to get her email o_0

rrriiiiiiiiigggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhtttttttttttttt

of course i explained the shit to her . . .

i think she was on the deliberation team for the magic bullet theory

mannnnnnnn whoever invented time and school deserve to be shot ( Read more... )

if any motherfucker ever proclaims they are a webmaster and uses frontpage shoot them.

if any mofo, ever uses frontpage to do webpages should be shot.

frontpage for webpages = stupid.

and if ur that stupid u deserve to be shot.

end of rant.

blow me

im updating whoaaaaaa ( Read more... )

credit goes to mark z_loth

http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1505892/20050718/index.jhtml?headlines=true

thats the shit :p

The word "fail" should be banned from use in classrooms and replaced with the phrase "deferred success" to avoid demoralising pupils, a group of teachers has proposed ( Read more... )

You knew that I was coming cause you heard my name ( Read more... )