Inlaws and Outlaws

[unmaker]

Over Christmas dinner one year, I told my entire extended family of my atheism. My uncle Karl - very much the proper Christian - was shocked speechless in mid-passing of the ham. Noting the suspended plate of succulent pig-flesh, and seeing an opportunity to further discomfit my inlaws, I added "...and I'm a vegetarian too

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Mreh

[anonymous]

This comment is a month and a half too-late, i had to commiserate.
Ahem.
Raised in an umber-Catholic liberal household.
Am libertarian.
Am Atheist with Mystic leanings
Am not heterosexual.

i feel your pain, though i eat dead animals.

~ j

Re: Mreh

[unmaker]

I thought I leaned mystically once, but it turned out to be an altogether mundane sort of lean. Imagine my disappointment. And who're you, my phantom consonant?