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I want to live like Johnny Depp in "Secret Window".

A published novelist who sleeps on the couch all day long and only wakes up every once and a while to eat Doritos and type a few words onto the laptop, erase them, and go back to sleep.

Then go completely insane later in life.

You destroyed my vagina ( Read more... )

dear exam,

i will puke on you now.

love

steph braun

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One stormy day, a long time ago, there was a girl--who we'll call Sleph-- who had an idea. See, she liked to read horoscopes. She tried not to beleive in them, but she did anyway. She found she was awfully attracted to certain boys who's birthdays fell between 23 October - 21 November. A big book told her these folks were scorpios. And scorpios ( Read more... )

What have you ever done for me, you stupid little animated paperclip? You sit there in the corner of my screen blinking up at me, distracting me as I try to do my homework. When you're feeling neglected, you interrupt me with gems like 'It looks like you're trying to write a letter'. Ohhh, thanks. I understand that I'm writing a letter, paperclip ( Read more... )

So, I was writing my feminist essay, and my friend and I thought it would be good if I changed the title from "Two Women, Two Genres- One Encompassing Idea" to "Two Women, Two Genres- One Blockbuster Idea ( Read more... )