Title: Round and Round
Author:
unna_rainchaserRating: PG-13
Genre: Tell me.
Pairings: Byou/Kazuki
Disclaimer: Not mine, no harm intended.
Comments: *Snort*.
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You could regard this as a sidestory/flashback/yaddayadda to my jrock children series.
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"Yo, Kazuki, do you already know if it's a boy or a girl?" Manabu asked, sipping his coffee while they took a break from recording.
"Not yet. I consider to let it be a surprise." He petted his round middle and nodded a thank you as Jin handed him the lemonade he had asked for a moment ago. No energy drinks for pregnant ones, as Byou, who was sitting next to him, ordered.
"What if I wanna know what they are?" Byou asked, nudging Kazuki.
"They?" The four other men questioned in unison.
"Yeah! Look at him, it must be twins! He's so round!" The vocal exclaimed, gesturing a big circle in the air with his hands.
"What!" The guitarist smacked him over the head. "Did you just say I'm fat?"
While the rest burst into laughter, Byou ducked as the pregnant man raised his arm again.
"I just said you're probably expecting twins!" He held his hands in front of him in a pacifying manner. "And by the way, they would be my twins too, so stop trying to kill me."
"Yeah, stop hitting him, we still need him to record the chorus once more." Yuuto joined in, trying hard not to crack up at how submissive Byou looked all of a sudden, scared of Kazuki's wrath.
Manabu leaned forward in his seat. "Not everyone is as thin as Saga when pregnant."
In an instant an empty, crumbled plastic cup hit the other guitarist straight on his forehead. "Thank you, jerk."
"Oh come on, Zuki-chan, you look hot like this." Jin tried. Maybe compliments would sooth his temper.
"Pregnancy fetish?" He perked a brow.
The drummer just rolled his eyes and snorted amused.
"And besides: why not twins?" Byou asked, carefully considering his tone.
"Two little Byous? No, really, no." He leaned back on the couch, finally screwing the cap off his drink and gulping it down thirstily.
"You're lucky it won't be even more, considering my awesome seed." Byou said all smug.
Kazuki choked on his lemonade, spilling a little on his jeans and shirt.
"Seriously, are you proud of your sperm?" He looked at the father of his child (no twins) with exasperation, ignoring the laughter of his friends.
The response was nothing but a cocky grin.
Kazuki hit him again.
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Inspired by Byou himself since he said he had twins with Kazuki. Now that's some new kind of fan service.