[FIC] - The Advantage - Mao/Kai - PG - Sidestory
Title: The Advantage
Author: unna_rainchaser
Rating: PG
Genre: Humor
Pairings: Mao/Kai
Disclaimer: Not mine, no harm intended.
Comments: Someone's hungry, ne.
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You could regard this as a sidestory/flashback/yaddayadda to my jrock children series.
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In SID's studio, Yuuya was idly trying to work knots out of his wires, his back watched by Mao. The singer had taken seat on a broad armchair, drinking an orange juice that somebody had left in the room during the day.
"Yuuya." Mao started, wriggling his right foot out of his sandal and back in again. Both of them were waiting for the other two members to arrive.
"What?" The drummer growled, annoyed with the tangled mess.
"Take me out for dinner." Mao said.
"Again? Why should I?" He pushed the cables away and turned around, sitting on the floor.
The older grinned. "Because I'm hungry."
"Then go get some food. I can't feed you and your baby in there every day," He gestured at Mao's wide middle.
His eyes narrowed. "Are you implying you'd leave a pregnant man hungry? That's not very nice of you, Yuuya." He stroked his belly dramatically.
The drummer's mouth opened and closed again, not quite sure how to talk himself out of this situation without looking like an insensitive bastard.
Luckily, the door swung open.
"Aki, take me out for dinner!" Mao chirped as soon as he spotted the bassist.
"Again?" The brunette frowned.
"And could you hand me those cookies you have?" He pointed at the brightly colored bag in Aki's hand.
As soon as he had the bag in his hands, he ripped it open to take a bite.
"Hey!" Aki tried to snatch his snacks back, but the other quickly held them out of his reach. "Hey, Hiroppon gave me those!"
"What, you don't share food with hungry, pregnant man?" Mao said smugly.
"You could have asked me first! I thought you just wanted to take a look at the new design. It's his Pondori cookies for the upcoming tour." Aki huffed.
Mao turned the bag to study it. Aki was right. Biscuit balls filled with chocolate cream and a Pondori face branded onto it. "I want curry, by the way. And a seaweed salad with sesame oil."
"Why must Kai be on tour now." Aki sighed and dropped himself onto the couch.
"Because he is a hard working, busy man trying to afford only the best for his dearest love and child." Mao replied and popped a few more sweets into his mouth.
"Right." Yuuya huffed and focused once again on the cables.
"So you could buy tons of Kiyoharu shirts a few sizes bigger to fit your belly in," Aki pointed out.
"Exactly." Mao nodded, petting his round middle clothed in a purple shirt designed by said artist.
"Share at least some cookies with me." The bassist held out his palm so the singer could fill it.
"Dinner at nine?" Mao said, his overconfident smile forcing Aki into obedience.
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Mao would so do that.
Beta-ed by tingerwords :D!!
Author: unna_rainchaser
Rating: PG
Genre: Humor
Pairings: Mao/Kai
Disclaimer: Not mine, no harm intended.
Comments: Someone's hungry, ne.
Rainchaser's Archive
______________________________
You could regard this as a sidestory/flashback/yaddayadda to my jrock children series.
______________________________
In SID's studio, Yuuya was idly trying to work knots out of his wires, his back watched by Mao. The singer had taken seat on a broad armchair, drinking an orange juice that somebody had left in the room during the day.
"Yuuya." Mao started, wriggling his right foot out of his sandal and back in again. Both of them were waiting for the other two members to arrive.
"What?" The drummer growled, annoyed with the tangled mess.
"Take me out for dinner." Mao said.
"Again? Why should I?" He pushed the cables away and turned around, sitting on the floor.
The older grinned. "Because I'm hungry."
"Then go get some food. I can't feed you and your baby in there every day," He gestured at Mao's wide middle.
His eyes narrowed. "Are you implying you'd leave a pregnant man hungry? That's not very nice of you, Yuuya." He stroked his belly dramatically.
The drummer's mouth opened and closed again, not quite sure how to talk himself out of this situation without looking like an insensitive bastard.
Luckily, the door swung open.
"Aki, take me out for dinner!" Mao chirped as soon as he spotted the bassist.
"Again?" The brunette frowned.
"And could you hand me those cookies you have?" He pointed at the brightly colored bag in Aki's hand.
As soon as he had the bag in his hands, he ripped it open to take a bite.
"Hey!" Aki tried to snatch his snacks back, but the other quickly held them out of his reach. "Hey, Hiroppon gave me those!"
"What, you don't share food with hungry, pregnant man?" Mao said smugly.
"You could have asked me first! I thought you just wanted to take a look at the new design. It's his Pondori cookies for the upcoming tour." Aki huffed.
Mao turned the bag to study it. Aki was right. Biscuit balls filled with chocolate cream and a Pondori face branded onto it. "I want curry, by the way. And a seaweed salad with sesame oil."
"Why must Kai be on tour now." Aki sighed and dropped himself onto the couch.
"Because he is a hard working, busy man trying to afford only the best for his dearest love and child." Mao replied and popped a few more sweets into his mouth.
"Right." Yuuya huffed and focused once again on the cables.
"So you could buy tons of Kiyoharu shirts a few sizes bigger to fit your belly in," Aki pointed out.
"Exactly." Mao nodded, petting his round middle clothed in a purple shirt designed by said artist.
"Share at least some cookies with me." The bassist held out his palm so the singer could fill it.
"Dinner at nine?" Mao said, his overconfident smile forcing Aki into obedience.
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Mao would so do that.
Beta-ed by tingerwords :D!!