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[unnatural_20s]

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[orewadareda]

Hmmm...

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[orewadareda]

TEACH ME HOW TO PLAY THE GUITAR!

[unnatural_20s]

Do I look like a Bard!? Oh well, can't be that hard. Note to self: learn the guitar.

25 bucks!

[orewadareda]

Done!

[befuddledmage]

DO YOU HAVE THE BAT GUANO!?

[unnatural_20s]

Right, yeah, about that.

I can't seem to find any bats. Like, anywhere.

[befuddledmage]

The caves, boy! The caves!

[ace_of_11s]

That's…

Actually not a terrible idea.

[unnatural_20s]

Of course it isn't. Wow, so this is what it feels like to be right. I'm a genius of phenomenal proportions, phroportions, if you will, and everything that comes out of my mouth is pure concentrated factitude!

[ace_of_11s]

Just because you had one idea that didn't suck doesn't mean you should start getting cocky.

[unnatural_20s]

I don't think you quite grasp how big of a milestone this is for me.

[thelostseraph]

. . . Pick up the mammalian byproducts strewn around our room.

No, I will not pay you. The gods only know what you intended to do with the testicles.

((Ledah may or may not be lying about the testicles.))

[unnatural_20s]

But they make my inventory smell like... Well, you don't really want to know it smells like. My nostrils have nightmares.

The magical power of Febreze can only go so far!

[thelostseraph]

Then throw them out. Dispose of them in some way. Eat them. Would you like me to concoct a special recipe for you?

[unnatural_20s]

Would this recipe enable some sort of special stat boost?

[mystichamburger]

. . . Huh?

[unnatural_20s]

What?