-fairchild-

[unnatural_20s]

AAAAAAAAAUGH!

STR- 3
DEX- 2
STA- 3
INT- 2
WIS- 3
CON- 1
CHA- 13

My stats are back to DEFAULT!? And my equipment is gone! Not so much as a girdle to protect me! NOOOOOOOO!

Wait a minute... This has happened before. I'd been poisoned by a foul witch! With, uh, nightmare poison! So this, this is just another nightmare. All I have to do is wake up.

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SO

Comments

[novolumecontrol]

I am so sick of running into naked people!

[unnatural_20s]

IN THAT CASE, GIVE ME YOUR PANTS.

[novolumecontrol]

WHAT?! FUCK NO!!! Like I'm letting some creepy weirdo touch anything of mine!

[unnatural_20s]

but I neeeed stat boooooosts

*fetal position*