-magnavox-

[unnatural_20s]

My equipment...

My stats...

OH SWEET MOTHER OF MAGIC, I'M WHOLE AGAIN!

If anyone needs me, I'll be level-grinding against bears for about a year. Or two. Or twenty.

Comments

[herestothebard]

You still have equipment?

[unnatural_20s]

You again.

[herestothebard]

Hand it over and nobody has to get hurt. Specifically, you.

It's nice to see that even after horrendous nightmares, the Bard was still as charming as ever.

[unnatural_20s]

Or I could summon my party and we kill you to death.

I like that option better.

[hailbeautyqueen]

Have fun with that. I level grinded against bears for three months and didn't level up once.

They're pathetic! They give horrible exp and their drops...well, let's just say you should just leave them where they fall.

[unnatural_20s]

If there's one thing I've learned in my travels, it's that you can sell anything that drops out of a dead animal's corpse.

ANYTHING.

[hailbeautyqueen]

That's disgusting.

[unnatural_20s]

Says the ten-year-old in the leather bra.

[mystichamburger]

Quick! Where's your +5 Hamburger Lord amulet?