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[unnatural_20s]

*sniffle*

*sniffsniffle*

*SNIIIIIIIIIFLE*

St-strong, Red Mage.

Strong.

*pathetic sniffle*

[[2% spent on being the last of the Red Mages.]]

Comments

[turkeydayeden]

Gobble gobble gobble! A WILD TURKEY appeared!

NET X 13
BAIT
ROCK
RUN

What will you do?

[unnatural_20s]

Don't interrupt me when I'm roleplaying!

*rock*

[turkeydayeden]

RED MAGE threw ROCK!

WILD TURKEY is angry!

NET X 13
BAIT
ROCK
RUN

What will you do?

[unnatural_20s]

>NET

[pk_tomboy]

What the?

What the heck's a guy doing cryin' to himself?

[unnatural_20s]

I'm not crying! Sniff.

Although if I were, which I'm not, I would be totally justified since I totally just remembered everyone who ever loved me is dead, and I'm the lonely survivor of a forgotten people.

[pk_tomboy]

That's really harsh.

But you're still alive. That's never a bad thing.

[unnatural_20s]

While there are a lot of dead animals that would disagree with you YOU'RE RIGHT. To deprive the world of my fractactical genius would be a travesty.

[thelostseraph]

Though I may regret asking . . . is there something wrong?

[unnatural_20s]

Oh, nothing, just the memory of me being the last of my kind getting me down, that's all.

[thelostseraph]

. . . Perhaps we have something in common after all. Aside from our outfits.

My most sincere condolences, Red Mage. It must be a hard burden to bear.

[unnatural_20s]

I knew it! Ahhh, the bond between a boy and his Lancer is truly a beautiful and often misrepresented thing.

[herestothebard]

I'm not quite sure you're sad enough. A good mugging should fix that!

[unnatural_20s]

YOU. If you try and interrupt my tragic exposition, so help me, I'll carve you.

[herestothebard]

That's the spirit. Now then, would you like to be cooked medium or well done?

[unnatural_20s]

Oh, well done, of course. You can get salmonella if you don't cook proper-

I mean bring it, noob.

[sho_stopper]

Are you okay? What's wrong?

[unnatural_20s]

It's just that remembering the tragic and horrible deaths of the only family you've ever known has a way of depressing a guy.

[sho_stopper]

That's terrible! I'm so sorry for your loss!

[unnatural_20s]

I don't suppose your sympathy would extend so far as to offer me any rare items or weapons in your possession, would it?