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[unnatural_20s]

What ho! Another strange land to traverse in my never-ending quest to return home. Ah, sweet patricepamelapattypearlPenelope. And... Tele- Teller- How the heck do you pronounce this? Whatever. Wife and Son Guy, I'll be home to see you soon! Just gotta figure out why I wanted to come here again.

"You didn't want to come here, sir. We shipwrecked...

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[cherrygloves]

[flapflapsploosh! There's a swan inspecting your shipwreck.]

[unnatural_20s]

Look, men! A bird that walks upon the sea!

"It's called a 'swan', sir."

It must be a messenger of Poseidon, bearing word of his forgiveness!

LET'S KILL IT!

[cherrygloves]

[Inspectin' around]

[unnatural_20s]

"Sir, I don't think you should- AAAAUGH!"

Oh dear! I accidentally managed to shoot Alcinous by complete accident! Let's pray that never happens again!

*fires giant stinkin' arrows at Sakura*

[mystichamburger]

I think I lost Poseidon.

[unnatural_20s]

Man, I wish it was that easy for me.

[mystichamburger]

Want me to go look for him? He's my uncle.

[unnatural_20s]

Wait, a goddess is here?

Wonder how much I could get for market value...

[laconicshadow]

*sadmusics*

[unnatural_20s]

A bard! Is he singing about me?

"He's not singing, sir. You can sort of tell, see, by the way his lips aren't moving."

Great. He's probably another stupid god or something. Either that, or a hobo.

*throws coins at Soren* GET A JOB!

[laconicshadow]

*the coin... obediently and sadly falls to his feet*

*still lyre-ing*

[unnatural_20s]

Geez, Homer, you couldn't have come up with a more interesting character? This is a filler chapter, isn't it.

"Sir?"

Alright, I don't have time for this. Gimmee that. *attempts to take the lyre away*