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[unnatural_20s]

Okay. Okay. So, there's a large, sweaty man with an axe trying to break down your door. Relax, Red Mage. You've been in this situation before all too many times. Defeat the beast with your brilliance! Mind over matter! Knowledge is power!

Let's review. You built something, but you don't know what it is, because you never wrote down what it was when

Comments

[thelostseraph]

. . . I shall hold you responsible for anything the large, sweaty man with an axe may break.

[unnatural_20s]

This isn't my fault! This time! I swear! I don't even know who this guy is!

[thelostseraph]

As you say. Let's review.

How many times have you been assaulted in the past? And how many times has it been the same person?

[unnatural_20s]

How many times have I been assaulted? Um...

Hang on, I might need paper for this one. Carry the two...

[hailbeautyqueen]

*Sits on Red Mage and eats the toast*

This toast isn't all that great.

[unnatural_20s]

I was working under duress! What more do you want from me, I am but a man!

An incredibly brilliant and frankly quite striking man, but that's entirely beside the point!

[hailbeautyqueen]

Jelly.

That would have been nice. Really, go through all that trouble to make toast and you have nothing to put on it?

Complete. Failure.

[unnatural_20s]

I was slightly more concerned with other matters, vis a vis the crazy man with an axe trying to kill me.