[Accursed Eden] [April Fools 09]

[unnatural_20s]

My vast intellect is under constant assault by a hostile universe. Honestly, what kind of stupid event is this? The "crazy" thing is my routine, you posers! Get your own shtick! Haven't you ever heard of "copyright infringement"?

Honestly, what's a munchkin to do at times like this? Everything's just going to be reset when the event's over, so

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[allnaturalmagic]

God, just... shut up.

*Ultima*

[unnatural_20s]

*Giga Flare*

Wow, a real magic duel with no hilariously painful consequences for me! This really is an OOC event!

[allnaturalmagic]

*Osmose*

HAHAHAHA.

*uses Red Mage's stolen MP to cast Meteor*

[unnatural_20s]

oh no I am so totally doomed except for the part where I'M A MOTHERFUCKING MIME, BITCH!

*counter-Meteors*

*except better*

[freedomwing]

It's too bad you'll only be able to do that during this one event for the longest time.

[unnatural_20s]

I know. Let's start a petition to keep the campaign like this permanently!

[freedomwing]

Are you sure that would be a good idea?

[unnatural_20s]

Would I be freezing the universe if I had stopped to think if it was a good idea?

[ace_of_11s]

Hem. Is that a comma ellipsis I see before that last line?

[unnatural_20s]

No.

No it isn't.

[ace_of_11s]

Oh good because I thought you were completely retarded for a second there.

[unnatural_20s]

I like you people better when you don't break the fourth wall.

[da_beat_is_on]

Yo! I was usin' that thing for...

universe things! Uncool, man, uncool to the max!

[unnatural_20s]

Oh, well, I've never actually, er, been cool, per se, so...

[da_beat_is_on]

You.. you lied to me? ;A;

[unnatural_20s]

"Lied" is such a harsh term. I prefer to think of it as "creative truth-telling".